yo' momma... [Merged]

My mama? No wonder we look alike. sly

Your mama is so small, she can hang glide on a Dorito.

Your mmama is so ugly she put the boogie man out of bussnis

Yor mam so fat after I banged her she was still wobbling 5 months later.

Your momma is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked "what you doin" she said "moving."

Hey!!!! It was a big can alright.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Your momma is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked "what you doin" she said "moving."

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Your mama so ugly you call her your dad.

Your mom is so small, she can swing her legs when she sits on the curb.

Your mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so stupid she forgot to point out that we've had a thread like this before.

Originally posted by Leo.M
Your mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Yo mama so stupid she forgot to point out that we've had a thread like this before.

Originally posted by hatredcopter
Wow. your mama must be really stupid.

Wow, your insults are idiotic.

Originally posted by hatredcopter
Wow. your mama must be really stupid.

That means you two have the same mom then...

Your mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

Your momma is so fat when she was sunbathing on the beach, people screamed "Push it back in, its drowning!!!"

Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Originally posted by Phucked Up
Wow, your insults are idiotic.

Originally posted by Scythe
That means you two have the same mom then...

Your momma is an astronaut.