yo' momma... [Merged]

Your mama is so fat, she puts mayonaise on her tylenol.

crylaugh

Your momma is so fat her high school photo was an aerial photograph.

your mama's so fat Jabba The Hutt said DAAAAMN!!

Your mama is so fat, she takes poster Polaroids.

Your mama is so fat her nickname is "Damn!"

your mama is so poor your family eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Your mama is so ugly, she can make Ray Charles flinch.

crylaugh

Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.

Your mama is so ugly, they push her face into cookie dough to make gorilla cookies.

Originally posted by Impediment
Your mama is so ugly, they push her face into cookie dough to make gorilla cookies.

lol

you're mamma's so fat that she uses a matress for her maxi pad

Your mamma's so fat that when god created the world he said, "let there be light...and please, move your big fat butt out of the way." to your mom

your mamma's so fat that she jumped up into the air and got stuck

your mamma's so poor that when I went over to her house, as soon as I walked in, a couple of roaches jumped me and took my wallet.

Originally posted by Grinning Goku
You're mama is so nasty, when I called your house and she answered, I got an ear infection.

Your mamas so fat, she jumped in the pool and the pool jumped out

Your momma has a wooden leg with a kickstand.

lmao

when yo momma sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Originally posted by Scythe
That means you two have the same mom then...

Your mom is so ugly that when she was a child her folks had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Your mamas so stank, she has to sneak up on bath water.