A big NONO in a guy!

Started by lil bitchiness7 pages
Originally posted by LanceWindu
Special brownie?

Sure! 👆

w00t!

* Eats the brownie ... Starts trippin' out *

could you please specify on that shitty hairdo
cuz I'm not sure that I have one or not
think tom cruise in MI2

omg, how bad is it when you like eat something at work, and get it stuck in your teeth. I usually don't bring a toothbrush to work, so it'll sit there until i can get home. It doesn't happen often, but damn does that suck.

Yeah and i shower 2x a day, once in the morning and then once in the afternoon when i'm done working out. I hear you on the flossing TH, but its a SOB to me because i have a permanent bottom retainer.

Well all you sexy super slim cat walk models will be glad to know the list describes me perfectly.... 😄

What? It's not a good thing? 😕

Oh! 🙁

u are sooooooooo right!!!!!
IDIODT PEOPLE!LIKE THEY DESERVE THAT.IT'S LIKE WE AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEM!
oh well
as for me,it's if a guy is dumb
and doesn't look at women beyond their status as sex symbols!

Re: A big NONO in a guy!

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Ok, so guys usually talk what they want their girl to look like and most of them are like, super skinny, nice legs, long hair, big/small boobs i dont want an ugly chic, i dont want this i dont want that...personality, is totally unimportant...but what pisses me off the MOST, is that most of those guy who demand that are big fat men losers, who come on to women who look like they just came off the cat walk.

You wanna score with a girl like that, try looking as half as good as those chicks do!

What really pissed me off just now, is i was browsing through the internet just now, and i came across this little section of guys talking what the girl was [b]''SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE'' and i read it and it was full of...boobs, legs, ass...she needs to be like this, she needs to be like that...and when i looked at the pics of the owners of the site (and the autors of that little piece of writing) they were, fat and ugly and very dirty looking!! There is a constant pressure on women to look good WTF?

Ok, this is what WE DO NOT WANT IN A GUY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES:

NO Hairy backs

NO Greasiness!

NO Conjoined eyebrows!

NO rug chests!

NO spotty backs!

NO spotty fronts!

NO ugly repulsive feet!

NO shitty hairdos!

NO dodgy facial hair, ie nose, ears (all other facial hair is mmm)!!

NO yellow teeth!

NO disgusting lips!

NO sparrow legs!

NO bad breath!

NO scary staring pervy eyes!

NO gorilla arms!

NO flab!

NO beer guts!

NO black/yellow toe nails!

NO bod fingers!

NO mucky necks!

NO ass hair (or any other inappropriate disgusting hair)!

NO waxy ears!

NO snot faces!

NO bald spots!

NO chapped hands

EVER!!!!!!!!!!

When they all fulfill that list, we shall all look as the models! [/B]

That's mean 😮

hah hahahaha!! Where did you find this...100 pages back...

What made you bump it?

OTBS.... Obsessive Thread Bumping Syndrome... 😮

OMG I never saw this before. I really don't understand the purpose of this. ❌

btw-As a guy I have none of those things. (except for my sideburns and light mustache)

If you have a read through my first post...the whole of it you will understand the purpose...
Also, i said ''all other facial hair is mmm'' meaning its great, i love facial hair...

I just read throught the whole thread. Is okay now I understand the purpose of this thread. Don't let those morons get you upset, they don't really know the beauty that all women possess. Can you give me a link to those idiots? I'll give them a piece of my mind.

Thanks Danny, you are super sweet! 😊

If i can find it, i'll post it...it was a bit ago that i found the site 🙂

No problemo Milla 👆

I'm going to blast those idiots to kingdom come!!!! 😒

As my legs are actually quite strong (stronger than my arms certainly), I could safely say that I pass on all those little quibbles (except maybe shitty hairdo) However, when an anglo-european or Mediteranean man grows old, it is inevitable that he will gain hairs on his back 🙁 And some people can't help being greasy 🙁

I don't find skinniness so attractive really, a girl has to be curvaceous in a HEALTHY way, not pumped up. Say PROPERLY female.

Is Obsessive Compulsive disorder a turn-off? 😉

Re: A big NONO in a guy!

Ok, since other members have compared themselves to the list, just for fun...

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Ok, so guys usually talk what they want their girl to look like and most of them are like, super skinny, nice legs, long hair, big/small boobs i dont want an ugly chic, i dont want this i dont want that...personality, is totally unimportant...but what pisses me off the MOST, is that most of those guy who demand that are big fat men losers, who come on to women who look like they just came off the cat walk.

You wanna score with a girl like that, try looking as half as good as those chicks do!

What really pissed me off just now, is i was browsing through the internet just now, and i came across this little section of guys talking what the girl was ''SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE'' and i read it and it was full of...boobs, legs, ass...she needs to be like this, she needs to be like that...and when i looked at the pics of the owners of the site (and the autors of that little piece of writing) they were, fat and ugly and very dirty looking!! There is a constant pressure on women to look good WTF?

Ok, this is what WE DO NOT WANT IN A GUY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES:

NO Hairy backs- I am only 19

NO Greasiness! - Not sure how you mean

NO Conjoined eyebrows! I have shaved this morning

NO rug chests! My body is not *that* hairy

NO spotty backs! Who has a spotty back?

NO spotty fronts! No prob...

NO ugly repulsive feet! Phew! 🙄

NO shitty hairdos! I like my hair long as a matter of fact, but I will get it cut soon anyway.

NO dodgy facial hair, ie nose, ears (all other facial hair is mmm)!! Well, that's a relief 🙄

NO yellow teeth! good...

NO disgusting lips! A little moisturiser does wonders!

NO sparrow legs! My legs are stronger than my arms, I have to walk and run alot.

NO bad breath! I brushed my teeth recently...

NO scary staring pervy eyes! In what light? 😄 be more specific 😂

NO gorilla arms! What does that mean precisely? Black and very hairy with hands like baseball gloves?

NO flab! Well I can safely say no trouble there!

NO beer guts! I am a teetotaller...

NO black/yellow toe nails! I could cut my yellowing toenails

NO bod fingers! Whatever is a 'bod' finger?

NO mucky necks! I have washed this morning.

NO ass hair (or any other inappropriate disgusting hair)! No indeed

NO waxy ears! I have recovered from the d*** cold, thankyou

NO snot faces! ditto

NO bald spots! My hair has always been very thick, in fact, judging by your photos on this site (hope you don't mind my looking) my hair is thicker than yours.

NO chapped hands. I try to take care of them...

EVER!!!!!!!!!! - Whew! Don't ask for much! Many of those are inevitable with the aging process. And what if someone had a cold? They would automatically gain several of those faults.

When they all fulfill that list, we shall all look as the models!

Too right!

guys that dont like cheese pie

Re: A big NONO in a guy!

NO Hairy backs- i aint hairy at all

NO Greasiness!- aint greasy

NO Conjoined eyebrows!- definitely dun have em

NO rug chests!- dun have em

NO spotty backs!-i have a few cuz of sumthin that hit me when i was a kid (scars)

NO spotty fronts!-nuffin there

NO ugly repulsive feet!-i dun think my feet are that ugly

NO shitty hairdos!-uhm.. is wearing yer hair up and stiff (wif a hair gel)shitty???

NO dodgy facial hair, ie nose, ears (all other facial hair is mmm)!!-a lil mustache and short sideburns... they havent grown yet...🙁

NO yellow teeth!-abit... nicotine stains

NO disgusting lips!- lips are fine

NO sparrow legs!- dun have sparrow legs... and not chicken legs neither

NO bad breath!- mosta the time it smells like smoke... but i keep a pack of mint strips in me pockets

NO scary staring pervy eyes!-i dun stare and i dun perve

NO gorilla arms!-im scrawny

NO flab!-nope... dun have that either

NO beer guts!-i have one but it aint that big yet..

NO black/yellow toe nails!- my index fingernail is a bit yellow (nicotine stain)

NO bod fingers!- not sure bout wut ye mean there...

NO mucky necks!-dun have em

NO ass hair (or any other inappropriate disgusting hair)!-now i hava reason to shave it

NO waxy ears!-cleans it everyday after havin a shower

NO snot faces!-nope. i dun think any guy has that.. thats juz sick

NO bald spots!-i definitely dun have bald spots..

NO chapped hand- hands are perfect.. dun even have calluses

DAMN... I GUESS I FAILED.....***SIGH***