NO Hairy backs 😘
NO Greasiness - It's really NOT that hard to wash every now and again guys..... though the wet look is attractive, it must be water or gel
NO Conjoined eyebrows - Monobrow = Minger
NO rug chests - Austin Powers, yeah baby yeah........
NO spotty backs - 😘 😘 😘
NO spotty fronts - ^Ditto^
NO ugly repulsive feet - Ugly feet can be ignored, I don't do feet anyway 😂
NO shitty hairdos - Be original, but not messy.....
NO dodgy facial hair, ie nose, ears (all other facial hair is mmm) - Side-burns, goatees, Craig David Style all ok......
NO yellow teeth - Follow Lance's lead thumbsup
NO disgusting lips - Try Blistex, it's the bomb
NO sparrow legs - Yup......
NO bad breath - Uh, toothpaste, toothbrush, mouthwash etc........
NO scary staring pervy eyes - Ogling, leering, letching = gross, don't do it.......
NO gorilla arms - Strong, hairy fore-arms are sexy, but not hairy shoulders and the like, once again 😘.
NO flab - Some squidge is cute, but don't let it get out of control 😉
NO beer guts - Women are the only ones who can look attractively pregnant, so beer guts ARE a no-no ((though I know a guy who really does look pregnant from alcohol, and he got a tattoo round his belly-button saying "Who's your daddy?"!!!!))
NO black/yellow toe nails - 😘
NO bod fingers - 🤨 Lil???
NO mucky necks - "Wash behind your ears guys"!
NO ass hair (or any other inappropriate disgusting hair) - Meaning all of the above hairy no-nos......
NO waxy ears - GROSS!!!!
NO snot faces - For F*ck's Sake carry a hankie, it's not pretty......
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NO Hairy backs 😘NO Greasiness - It's really NOT that hard to wash every now and again guys..... though the wet look is attractive, it must be water or gel
NO Conjoined eyebrows - Monobrow = Minger
NO rug chests - Austin Powers, yeah baby yeah........
NO spotty backs - 😘 😘 😘
NO spotty fronts - ^Ditto^
NO ugly repulsive feet - Ugly feet can be ignored, I don't do feet anyway 😂
NO shitty hairdos - Be original, but not messy.....
NO dodgy facial hair, ie nose, ears (all other facial hair is mmm) - Side-burns, goatees, Craig David Style all ok......
NO yellow teeth - Follow Lance's lead thumbsup
NO disgusting lips - Try Blistex, it's the bomb
NO sparrow legs - Yup......
NO bad breath - Uh, toothpaste, toothbrush, mouthwash etc........
NO scary staring pervy eyes - Ogling, leering, letching = gross, don't do it.......
NO gorilla arms - Strong, hairy fore-arms are sexy, but not hairy shoulders and the like, once again 😘.
NO flab - Some squidge is cute, but don't let it get out of control 😉
NO beer guts - Women are the only ones who can look attractively pregnant, so beer guts ARE a no-no ((though I know a guy who really does look pregnant from alcohol, and he got a tattoo round his belly-button saying "Who's your daddy?"!!!!))
NO black/yellow toe nails - 😘
NO bod fingers - 🤨 Lil???
NO mucky necks - "Wash behind your ears guys"!
NO ass hair (or any other inappropriate disgusting hair) - Meaning all of the above hairy no-nos......
NO waxy ears - GROSS!!!!
NO snot faces - For F*ck's Sake carry a hankie, it's not pretty......
OMG that super made me laugh! hahahaha!