Is there anybody who didn't like Lord of the Rings:Return of the King

Started by Thór Vór6 pages

yea and that dwarf from moria whos tomb gets smashed by the troll

bet he will be in it too

will that wixard be back? He's annoying

I think the whole movie itself was a rip off to Star Wars...

The names... omg they were SO stupid!! Just meaningless syllables, and the creators werent even creative enough to invent different ones, they're all the same, like Aragorn - Argenath ... or Sorron - Sarraman!!
And they're all so ugly, absolutely no linguistic feeling behind them or anything, just nearly unconnected sounds one after the other 😖
And they couldnt even think of any proper ending, they just made everything explode and then let everybody sail away somewhere over the ocean... 😬

By the way, I always wondered - where did this strange guy from the first scenes disappear to, the one who had the Ring? Why does he have the same name as the weird red eye in the third movie?

The special effects were also horrible... the horses in the battle looked so computeranimated!!! And those vampire-like bats the Dark Riders had 😘 totally wrong proportions and all.

Did anybody notice that all the characters were copied from HP??

yeah. Almost anything is better than LotR

i heard frodo was based on meatloaf

Originally posted by Fëanor
good question???

Would have rescued us from another stupid hollywood blockbuster and solved a lot of problems.

I almost cringed at the end...it looked as if the two hobbits were gonna kiss...is that a subversive hint or what???

Originally posted by Arroch
The names... omg they were SO stupid!! Just meaningless syllables, and the creators werent even creative enough to invent different ones, they're all the same, like Aragorn - Argenath ... or Sorron - Sarraman!!
And they're all so ugly, absolutely no linguistic feeling behind them or anything, just nearly unconnected sounds one after the other 😖
And they couldnt even think of any proper ending, they just made everything explode and then let everybody sail away somewhere over the ocean... 😬

By the way, I always wondered - where did this strange guy from the first scenes disappear to, the one who had the Ring? Why does he have the same name as the weird red eye in the third movie?

The special effects were also horrible... the horses in the battle looked so computeranimated!!! And those vampire-like bats the Dark Riders had 😘 totally wrong proportions and all.

Did anybody notice that all the characters were copied from HP??

yeah-what was his name sour one? the sour one? why was he so sour?

no background info at all

and that big red eye- he really should put some cream on that thing

Originally posted by Súro
yeah-what was his name sour one? the sour one? why was he so sour?

no background info at all

and that big red eye- he really should put some cream on that thing

smoking and too much coffee will do that to you...

i think he was called sourpuss or something...wtf??? i didn't know magneto was in it...

I cant believe people actually obsess about creatures of said films.....ie Eagles 🙄

why did they make the films so long, you only had to wait longer for suicide calls!

This film to me was ok. But that is it. I felt like I was watching LOTR:TTT all over again except this one had ghosts and elephants in it. It was the same story line for both TTT and ROTK. A band of people gang up to fight off an overwhelmingly larger army. Then they are about to die but then reinforcements come and fight off the enemy army except in ROTK another wave of enemies and reinforcements came. Also there is one part that I don't understand. When the Witch King or something like that went into battle, I thought it was immortal. But that woman and Merry took it out like a *****. (In which she said a catch phrase that is so horrible that I am not going to say it here.) But overall the action was ok but it relied to much on the audience saying "Oooo look how big that is." or "Ooooo look how many people are in that army." The falling action was way to long also. Well overall it was an ok movie, not award worthy in my opinion. If there is anything I missed or misunderstood in this film then please reply and tell me. Overall I thought it was a 6.5/10.

the movie was great, but what i think got everybody to think it was super outstanding was it winning 11 oscars, which i think the trillogy deserved, i may have been a fraction overrated but just a fraction.

^^you two are a bit serious...aren't we???

j/k

*sits and stares at this thread* not going to comment to the ones who are dissing my favorite film (above all, MY FAVORITE TRILOGY) I want to say it short sweet and straight to the point, i loved ROTK, it has to be my favorite one out of all three, its just...amazing, the whole trilogy itself is amazing, rotk was exciting, breathtaking, emotional, brilliant, incredible and it totally deserved 11 awards, and all the awards its been getting! I could keep going on, but ill spare you having to read a long post, because my typing seems to run away with me when talking about rotk, and the trilogy

Definetly a amazing film...and trilogy!

yeah, this got quite old quite fast

i loved rotk and the other two it is sertain parts of rotk that i disliked ... not cuz they were crap just cuz they were grooss

rotk - good
5000 word essay - bad

essay? whats it with you and your noblest off-topic posts 🙄

but yeah it was a great film, but I did decide a while ago it wasn't the best film I have ever seen

I honestly have to say it was Forrest Gump, ask cheeky sauron 😛

forrest gump???

attack of the killer tomatos was awesome!!!