Found your bio in a gumf archive! No need to stick to it though.
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To be fair I doubt i would be "What the f....". To be honest, back in my day, the Dark side consisted of Queeq going off and doing his own thing most of the time (who knew what was going on there - i certainly didn't), Rex being oddly entertaining while following me round like a puppy while I hunted down the light side and saboutaged the hell out of them. Who needs team-work hey! Frankly, a harmonious Dark Side would just be a little bit odd!