RP General Discussion

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Shame. I sense a mildly amusing joke in there somewhere and I cannot get it!

I feel so useless. I am a failure at humorousness.

But is it popping?

Shut up you cannot use my ways of teasing you against me!

*throws the purple stuffed hippo at Ush*

Originally posted by Peach
Shut up you cannot use my ways of teasing you against me!

*throws the purple stuffed hippo at Ush*

Hippo-ammo, apparently. Hammo?

It is a majestic and wonderful animal.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
...why not? You have all the ammo anyway!

Hippo-ammo, apparently. Hammo?

I know 😄

Originally posted by Ushgarak
It is a majestic and wonderful animal.

It's also far more likely to kill you than a cat 😊

Originally posted by Peach
I know 😄

It's also far more likely to kill you than a cat 😊

Not due to prior plotting! And that's just people in general. Cats are after ME.

Originally posted by Ushgarak
It is a majestic and wonderful animal.

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Not due to prior plotting! And that's just people in general. Cats are after ME.

My cat is after nothing but someone to pet him constantly.

Though he did have a staring contest with GK, which was hilarious.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
All those flat teeth, that thick, pungent mud-encrusted skin...

Awesome!

Also extreme laziness.

Originally posted by Peach
My cat is after nothing but someone to pet him constantly.

Though he did have a staring contest with GK, which was hilarious.

...then he wanted to know what I was doing around the fridge.

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Awesome!

Also extreme laziness.

Cats are after your body warmth and suck it out through their invisible tendrils of death.

Originally posted by General Kaliero
Your cat was attempting (and failing) to assert dominance over me.

...then he wanted to know what I was doing around the fridge.

Ah, so a role model animal.

Watching him size you up and then peer around the fridge to keep you in his sight every time you moved was seriously funny, though 😛

He is an amusing kitty 😊

Also amusing:

Me watching you guys manage to pick a. the traitor and b. the woman-murderer when your way off this planet is a bunch of women.

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Also amusing:

Me watching you guys manage to pick a. the traitor and b. the woman-murderer when your way off this planet is a bunch of women.

Not to mention the fact that we have two women in our group, and one is very volatile and violent, and the other is just as violent but slightly less temperamental!

Seriously, if someone pushes the issue and attempts to bring Det, he's going to be very dead, very fast. Rianna will have no qualms about having his blood on her hands 😛

*shakes head wearily and decides she may have to take up knitting too to pass time that getting out of that prison is clearly going to take the Darkies!*

Scarf anyone?

Oooh, scarf...

Originally posted by Peach
Not to mention the fact that we have two women in our group, and one is very volatile and violent, and the other is just as violent but slightly less temperamental!

Seriously, if someone pushes the issue and attempts to bring Det, he's going to be very dead, very fast. Rianna will have no qualms about having his blood on her hands 😛

If only you had the calming effects of an intelligent force strong young Orphan. Oh hang on a minute - that's me. D'oh!

I like scarves.

And hah. Being slightly unhinged and prone to violence is more fun 😄

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Also amusing:

Me watching you guys manage to pick a. the traitor and b. the woman-murderer when your way off this planet is a bunch of women.

Galder and Rianna are equal opportunity murderers. Det prefers women. Should we bo so judgmental?

It's not your judgement that will be the problem.