RP General Discussion

Started by Edna Witch685 pages
Originally posted by Bardock42
I just want to say, in light of future stories, that I still think Ush is much more than a mere mortal, perhaps even a god.

I think Bardock has an Ush crush!

A crUsh!

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My students think I am funny, damn it...

Originally posted by Ushgarak
A crUsh!

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My students think I am funny, damn it...

Innocent and surely unrelated question. Are you the one grading them?

he he touche!

Originally posted by Bardock42
Innocent and surely unrelated question. Are you the one grading them?

Darn you, stealing my punchlines.

Your implication that they have ulterior incentives to get on my good side is obviously insane. Get to the back of the class!

Give him lines, give him lines!

"I will not acknowledge my teacher's non-omnipotence."

Nomnipotence?

I happened to make a joke related to "dogs dinners" in an apostrophes class two days ago that was so reality-beindingly amusing that it halted the class for five minutes.

I don't expect any of you to understand... just take my word for it.

We demand context and more explanation!

Originally posted by Ushgarak
I happened to make a joke related to "dogs dinners" in an apostrophes class two days ago that was so reality-beindingly amusing that it halted the class for five minutes.

I don't expect any of you to understand... just take my word for it.


The best part of that, is not the idea of dogs dinners, which I don't get. But the idea of an Apostrophes class.

Originally posted by Ushgarak
I happened to make a joke related to "dogs dinners" in an apostrophes class two days ago that was so reality-beindingly amusing that it halted the class for five minutes.

I don't expect any of you to understand... just take my word for it.

So your typo on "bending" made me read that as "reality-blinding" at first, for some reason.

I'm sure you had to be there!

... well frankly the context has to be the entire class and the people within and the finer points of the possessive apostrophe some were having difficulty with so... hard to get across...

In conclusion, I am awesome and I know what people's favourite animals are. So there.

Originally posted by Peach
So your typo on "bending" made me read that as "reality-blinding" at first, for some reason.

You spotted my deliberate mistake! Bonus marks.

Have a bunny.

Originally posted by Ushgarak
... well frankly the context has to be the entire class and the people within and the finer points of the possessive apostrophe some were having difficulty with so... hard to get across...

In conclusion, I am awesome and I know what people's favourite animals are. So there.

And you're also convinced that one of my favorite animals is out to get you.

Originally posted by Ushgarak
You spotted my deliberate mistake! Bonus marks.

Have a bunny.

Sure, deliber-BUNNY.

Shame. I sense a mildly amusing joke in there somewhere and I cannot get it!

I feel so useless. I am a failure at humorousness.

Originally posted by Peach
And you're also convinced that one of my favorite animals is out to get you.

Sure, deliber-BUNNY.


But is it popping?

Originally posted by Ushgarak
... well frankly the context has to be the entire class and the people within and the finer points of the possessive apostrophe some were having difficulty with so... hard to get across...

In conclusion, I am awesome and I know what people's favourite animals are. So there.

Ooh I'm trembling - such dangerous knowledge! And guess what - so do I!

Hey, I saw that damn hippo in a subsequent visit!