To the young adults (kids) of KMC.

i would give you my leg if hadnt been biten off by a shark 😬

Nah, but he's got this addiction to dry humping things, which I think is kinda endearing!!

*wiggles leg again and pulls trouser leg a little higher, showing thigh flesh*

Damnit! I have no will power! *uncontrollably humps Syren's leg* 😉

*gasp*

A flower? For lil ol' me? Aaaaw!!

*drops trouser leg and jumps on TH*

That's so sweet!!

*licks your cheek*

I had a car?

Dry humps, that is! 😄

*pulls leg away and runs away with flower*

would u like to dry hump my car?

*starts to dance in corner to sounds in head*

*dry humps Korri's car!*

its a Lotus so be careful

Mmm, good mileage! 😆

*watches from side lines* 😐

u scratch that paintwork and ill kick your ass!

😂 I've yet to scratch a car during a dry hump. 😮‍💨

well dont let this be your first time 😛

Okay, enough of that. I'm going to go look for another wife around lunch time. 😮‍💨

ooook 😑

Yeah. It'll be sweet. But instead I might just go see Master And Commander!

u....scare....me