To the young adults (kids) of KMC.

The OTF wouldn't be the same without the dry humping 😂

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You kick ass Tired Hiker, you shouldn't get married. You should go out each day and **** 3 different super models.

That's what I do. 😎

But then you wake up?

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
So, I hang out here a lot and many of you are like, "Hiker, you are thirty. Why are you here and not out looking for a wife?" So, this morning I had to get up at 7am to shoot some stuff for the news. On my way back I thought, "Nows the time!"

So just for you, I looked around for a wife and all I saw was rain and traffic. So, then I realized, "well, it is Monday morning and most potential wives are probably still asleep or going to work."

So, I decided to come home and hang out here. Is that okay? 😱

😂 Th, you kick so much ass.

Originally posted by Raz
But then you wake up?

Originally posted by BackFire
😂 Th, you kick so much ass.

Thanks Backfire! *hugs* 😂

Originally posted by Kai_Haider
You kick ass Tired Hiker, you shouldn't get married. You should go out each day and **** 3 different super models.

I wouldn't even know where to find them here in San Jose. 😕 I was going to find a wife today at lunch time, but I ate a frozen pizza instead. 😮

was it frozen when you ate it 😕

Originally posted by silver_tears
was it frozen when you ate it 😕

mmmmm......pizza sly

pokey ✅

youpi

Time for me to go get another pizza! Five Dollar Hot n' Ready, from Little Caesars! Here I come!

maybe you'll find a future wife cooking up a batch of crazy bread...

TH how much pizza do you eat a year 😕

Well, I didn't find a wife, but I do eat roughly 17 thousand pounds of pizza per year! 😘

😘 Goddamn, you must be fat!

Mmmm Pizza.