whats the coolest thing about DARTH VADER?

Started by master harmax10 pages

Hah hah hah hah !!! The 'ol waffle trick again, huh yerss ? 😄

trick? TRICK? I AM a god! A smart one!

Harmax bows to Yerssot, dark lord of the waffle siths ! 😈

That's more like it!

hey! that wasn't sarcasm, was it?

Sarcastic ? Who me ? Never !! perish the thought ! 🙄

ok, if you say so...

U know the coolest thing about Vader ? He has no fear .... although fear leads to the dark side, and Vader is a master of the dark side ... still ... he has no fear.

Fear of getting hit by this battlestation!

He didn't had fear, he was fear!

yeap...

the coolest thing about vader is his prank calls

well, i like the little red selfdistruct button on his chest controll pannel

and what about te giant crack in the back of his head! someones has been there but no one would tell 🤣

Darth Vader was the coolest most powerful force master ( except for Yoda ) !!!!!!!!

Too bad he was a sith ! Damn he woulda been a great jedi !!

no...not true...there are more besides Yoda who're greater than Vader.
Darth Bane....and the first sith lords. And elder Jedis too

* Harmax calls 911 * : " Send in the EU police !!! "

*finds opportunity to tell a story*
well it's true. Let me tellya about how the sith came to life....some of ya might already know.
The sith were actually enhabbitans of the planet sith they had great attuning with the force but they didn't know how to use it except in small parts. And they called it magic. When they made their swords they gave some of that "magic" into them so they were unbreakable and could cut thru most anything.
Meanwhile, a young jedi presents to the jedi council his new abbilities. The council immediatley tells the dark-side in them and forbidds him from doiyng it anymore. The jedi, thinking that what he did is part of the true nature of the force escapes the jedi order and somehow ends up on this planet....Sith, after gathering some followers and practicing their new skills. The sith enhabbitans thought they were gods looking at their powers. the dark jedis immediatley recognise their attuning to the force but don't train them...or somethin' like that. After one of the dark jedis get's into a fight with a sith they end up sword fighting. the jedi is amaisez to see that his lightsaber does not cut the sith's sword...and recognises the force use in buiding it. that's how they start to train 'em, teach them how to construct sabers...bla...bla.....
I memorised this story 'cause i find it important... 😄

whats the coolest thing about DARTH VADER?
The entire character, but if I have to name one : his voice

His presence itself is cool, he is the original Badass M*&^%$£$%^&^.

Maul's the original badass figure. vader's cool too...but...eh, not the same