Jack Sparrow Dread locks?

there was a spider on my pillow the other night. fear

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my dog pissed ON my bed a couple of MORNING'S ago 😂

😆 Thats wat my grans dog has done 3 times this week

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maybe they r scared of sum'm...like those storm's we've been having LOL....
wait.........IGNORE ME!!!...i HATE talkign about the...weather... 😐

i wish we ad a dog... not so that it cd piss on my bed, lol, but theyr jst so cute! 😱

I like cows best cowcow they never piss on your bed.

no but they chase u across fields in herds when you're five years old and have short legs and cant run as fast as the cows can....
*shudders* *bad memories*

😐 ......we 'av cow's in the padock (sp) next 2 us.....they've had baby's....THEY'RE SOOOO CUTE

mmm i stil aint got over my um... experience though 😆
basically, I was 5 and staying with family friends. the son, who was about 16 at the time said he'd take me across these big fields becos there wer these owls nesting in sum barn and for sum reason i really wanted to see. So he took me to see these owls and then on the way back we heard this noise behind us. we turned round and there were hundreds (ok maybe not hundreds but u get the idea!) of cows running in our direction! I have never been so sh*t scared in all my life and i have never run so fast either! we only jst made it outa the field in time! 😆

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thats y i stay on OUR side of the fence 😆

yes that would be a good plan 😆

thats wat i thorght wen my sis got kicked by a horse ✅ (abit different from a cow...but ah well)

not really.. they're both BIG and HAIRY! 😛
and scary. HA that rhymes. I'm a poet and i ddnt know it. hahahaha im so funny.... 😬

Cows are hairy?

.....no...they r slimy wiv.....slim on 'em 😬

i knew it!

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Ergh, not the nodding thing again