Jack Sparrow Dread locks?

think you can out smart me huh? *picks up machete but accedently chops off own arm* aaahh crap *collapses from loss of blood*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

hey! *throws chopped off arm at joscails head* mwhahahaha!!!

*Catches arm before realising what it is* EEW! *Throws it back at Machete, followed by a box containing a sewing needle & string.*

thanks, puts arm back on and trippes jos over to her death hahaha

*Pulls Machete to death with her.* But i can't die....What's this going to achieve? *Looks at Machete.*

eh???
lmfao (this is funny)
u a zombie by anychance machete??????

Maybe Machet has a cursed medelion Like Me MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*takes cersed medelion from apg then runs as fast as posibel*
maaaahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i have the medelion maaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noooooooooooo Bloody Wench
*runs after her then throws a killer furby at her*
Ha take that ya bloody scallywag
*grabs medelion and runs behind a pole*

*laughs*
i'm cersed now 2 so ye don't have 2 hide!!!!!!!!!!
*breaks frebie*

Lol *takes APGs medallion and gets cursed* im off to cash convertors, *runs to cash convertors*

ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa apg got her medelion stolen off her AGAIN!!! ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Whacks JDG skeleton arm off to the ground* Quiet you! i rule this Ship so get to work *hick* *collapses yet again*

yes captin!!!!
but give my arm back first!!!!!

Ok here wait where is your arm *jask the monkey runing away with JDGs arm* ...hmmmm.....errr...heres a wooden arm..now scrub the deck Argh!!!!

*mumbles 2 self* bloody pirates!!! bloody monky's
*gets a bucket then tips it on machete's head* thke that ye bloody scallywag!!!! *go's below deck, shuts the door behind her then starts drinking again and mort is still getting pissed*

Hey this bucket used to have rum in it! *4 hours later after inhalling smell of rum* REaAllY BaD EggS *hick* Yo Ho *collpases*

*still getting pissed*

*already pissed*