What are some of your fav punchlines guys? Im asking mainly cause i've been bumpin alot of Supastition and Binary Star lately both are filled with quoteables. Two off the top of my head are Supastition - Crown me "kick it with a bunch of niggas like African soccer practice" and Binary Star - Evolution of man "you make me weak at the knees like Tonya Harding".
I know there are loads of great punchlines out there, lets here some more.
Originally posted by -hh-
here are a few great punchline mc's:Chino XL
Supastition
Ras Kass
Qwel
Deacon the Villain
Big L
Juice
Redman
Tonedeff
Celph-Titled
and Biggie
Originally posted by Pointinel
^nooooooooooooobig L >>> your favorite punchline rapper
never put L's name under any nigga's when you talkin about punchlines
peace!
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Originally posted by koolruningz
😆 There was me thinking you were comparing their hands.
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chino has most of my favourite punchlines
"make heads bob like muhammad ali's from parkinson's disease"
"i'll turn on channel two if i wanna CBS"
"me and rap go back like ll's hair line"
'i'm the best thing that happened to bitches since the straightening comb"
"i experience roadrage walkin a slowpace,
kill a handicapped person for parkin in a regular parkin space"
Chino XL > king of punchlines
Originally posted by Deathblow
Oh yeah and the acknowledgements bit inside the sleeve of Wu-Tang Forever, where eight of them all give big long, deep thanks and praise to ''Allah, my old earth and all the peoples of the nations, peace man woman and child'' etc, and then under GZA's name it just says, ''f*ck a shout out!''.
^uhmm...
are you laughing about how gza just said "**** a shoutout" or
how the other 8 handled their shoutout?
if you dont know.. theyre referring to the 5% nation of islam. where they consider every black man the god of his universe. His universe is his family, his wife is the EARTH and his son is the Sun. this started in harlem.
peace
Originally posted by Phat Jhe has waaay too many great lines. some nice ones:
oh lol...figureswhats your favourite chino line?
"Clear the runways, cause I'ma make you rappers my examples
Avoiding battling me like I'm Eazy-E's blood samples"
"Them clowns like Will Smith got fast cars and fancy homes
But I'm headstrong, I could even break Puffy Combs"
"Indestractable, dig me like an excavation multiracial valuable
Take you out like Saafir took out Casual"
"I show more blind rage, than Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles wrestling in a steel cage"
"I write more "essays" than incarcerated Mexicans"
"I'm not environmentally concious so **** an Earth Day on my worst day, I could kill more slanted eyes than a Japanese earthquake"
"Evil tendency, strong like Miles Davis heroin dependency, ****in up lives like teenage pregnancy".
Now Everlast, will never last, with no ghetto pass, Leave you breathin hard like bitches at lamaze class"
"You won't be coming back again like Sinbad's sitcom"
"You prayed for me and I came! How far you niggaz wanna push me?
I'm leaving the crowds happy like OJ Simpson when he got his first white pussy"
"Governmently engineered like E Bola for this rap garage sale
by this industry, I'm trying not to get ****ed like 2Pac in jail"
"Yo Ras pardon me my unfamiliar soliloquies, similies
similar to Reginald Denny's, facial injuries"
"I won't lie, some nights I feel like I've been forsaken by God
victimized, plagarized like Speilberg did Amistad"
"I want her back, but I know that I can't force her
Thinkin bout takin my own life like Marlon Brando's daughter"
"It proves that life is a comedian like Martin Short
You standin next to me I wanna file a missing child report"
"I can't believe you placed this cock above me wrong
I know you like a book but I just cannot find what page you're on"
"My click is stoned like they eyes gazed upon Medusa"
"Your style's too old to do me like Aaliyah and R. Kelly"
"But I make TLC stand for They Love Chino when I terrify
You'll never eat Chili cuz I'm an arsonist like Left-Eye"
i love these 😆
there are tons more.
the only problem i have with Chino, is that he says "like" too much. i got use to it though.