wildest sexual fantasy

Or in a tent in the middle of a forest.

I kissed Justin backstage.

Justin Timberlake.

And then we did the wild thing.

Four posts in a row, somebody shoot me!

omg, and johnny depp flew all the way from paris just to see me last night. it was great.

* shoots DM *

no2 Five!

No he didn't. Johnny Depp was in my bed last night, you silly freak!

Originally posted by DeNiro's Mom
no2 Five!

* pours honey all over DM and lets bees sting her to death * 🙂

*Sells video of that for $100 a pop*

*dies of bee sting wounds* *queefs one last queef, and then dies* *wait* *one more queeef* *okay, dead*

Originally posted by DeNiro's Mom
*dies of bee sting wounds* *queefs one last queef, and then dies* *wait* *one more queeef* *okay, dead*

* burns corpse *

Originally posted by LarryTheArch
😠

😂 😛

wait, what? 😑 kinda tired here, sorry.

*rises from the dead and queefs* 😛 Mommy's back! 😄

Originally posted by DeNiro's Mom
*rises from the dead and queefs* 😛 Mommy's back! 😄

Thank god your not mine. 🙄

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
wait, what? 😑 kinda tired here, sorry.

What, wait? I jumped off a bridge and broke my neck. 😑

Originally posted by The Force
😂 😛

😂 😛 🤘

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
omg, and johnny depp flew all the way from paris just to see me last night. it was great.

j/p essie