wildest sexual fantasy

Started by Tired Hiker2,663 pages

Alright, now that he's gone, someone roll up a joint.

Seriously, there's nothing like rolling up a joint after sex.

Four posts in a row, shoot me.

BLAM!!!

*looks down at TH's corpse, reloads* BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!!!!!!
*holsters revolver, rides away*

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
really? who did you have in mind? 😖hifty:

that is classified information, little lady. 😉

*comes back from the dead as RJ's unborn son*

dammit!!!!!! i knew i should have pulled out. that would make you half mexican, TH, because my wife is mexican. your name is....Pepe Eduardo Carrochio.

I'll take it.

cut the lawn, you lazy ass half breed!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
cut the lawn, you lazy ass half breed!!!

Shave your own muff, Sasquatch!

thats it....no allowance for you.

she was a women about 5'7''. she was single like me. i saw her at the bar. she sat there sipping a martini. i went up to this fine looking brunett and i poured a playah's mack on her. she was blown away and followed me home. twas the night of love in the air. not affaird to hold her tight when Marvin Gaye's vocie filled the room; acuall she enjoyed the music and fell for me. and i her. the day ended with romeo's hand nesteled across her waist. today she left with a smile and exchanged phone #'s. not over yet, tommorow i'll ask for her and she shall ride with me. with me in my '96 jeep charokee. that day is forever, as late night minutes take forever. again, play the same record.

😐

yeah.... okay.

😑

what's with the faces? i meet a lovly women last night, you should smile for me, not frown apon my intrest.

😄

Originally posted by Super-Man-Lives
she was a women about 5'7''. she was single like me. i saw her at the bar. she sat there sipping a martini. i went up to this fine looking brunett and i poured a playah's mack on her. she was blown away and followed me home. twas the night of love in the air. not affaird to hold her tight when Marvin Gaye's vocie filled the room; acuall she enjoyed the music and fell for me. and i her. the day ended with romeo's hand nesteled across her waist. today she left with a smile and exchanged phone #'s. not over yet, tommorow i'll ask for her and she shall ride with me. with me in my '96 jeep charokee. that day is forever, as late night minutes take forever. again, play the same record.

noone has ever qouted themselves, cept me. cause you never met man like me. so back to my affairsome qoute.
i like that so much, i'm going to make a badge for myself. a big shiney shierff star. gettie up!

lol