wildest sexual fantasy

Started by Fallen Jedi2,663 pages
Originally posted by Hornyman
I just kinda gave up on it afterwards. I didn't have sex again for 3 years.

i probably would have done the same.

Originally posted by DarkC
I'm getting the impression that we're interviewing you.

does someone need attention? ๐Ÿ˜›

*takes out recorder* where do you want to begin, hornyman. ๐Ÿ˜›

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Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i probably would have done the same.

does someone need attention? ๐Ÿ˜›

*takes out recorder* where do you want to begin, hornyman. ๐Ÿ˜›


๐Ÿ˜†

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i probably would have done the same.

does someone need attention? ๐Ÿ˜›

*takes out recorder* where do you want to begin, hornyman. ๐Ÿ˜›

Well, I was born in LA, Jason was my name. I lived through hard times, joined a gang, almost got killed my that same gang, but my brother intervened with some cops. I then moved to various places, Ended up in Detroit, where my brother saved my life by jumping in front of me druing a driveby. He directly saved my life by taking a bullet in the shoulder, wihhc would've went right into my brain. He went into critical condition, but came through. My family than moved to Grand Rapids, I went to college, Got engaged, canceled it, then got engaged again, but she died in a car crash. I wqent into a section of serial dating, lost all my friends, except for my wife who brought me through it. I dated her for 2 months, and we got married.

Originally posted by Hornyman
Well, I was born in LA, Jason was my name. I lived through hard times, joined a gang, almost got killed my that same gang, but my brother intervened with some cops. I then moved to various places, Ended up in Detroit, where my brother saved my life by jumping in front of me druing a driveby. He directly saved my life by taking a bullet in the shoulder, wihhc would've went right into my brain. He went into critical condition, but came through. My family than moved to Grand Rapids, I went to college, Got engaged, canceled it, then got engaged again, but she died in a car crash. I wqent into a section of serial dating, lost all my friends, except for my wife who brought me through it. I dated her for 2 months, and we got married.

You didn't tell me that the gang wanted YOUR ass. ๐Ÿ˜–

Originally posted by DarkC
You didn't tell me that the gang wanted YOUR ass. ๐Ÿ˜–

That was before the current situation.

Damn LA.

Originally posted by DarkC
Damn LA.

And Detroit. โœ…

errr slowly backs away from this thread

Originally posted by Hornyman
And Detroit. โœ…

Please move to Canada.

ooooookaaaayyyy now....lets get to some fantasies....

hmm... how bout in the snow โœ…

Originally posted by Hornyman
Well, I was born in LA, Jason was my name. I lived through hard times, joined a gang, almost got killed my that same gang, but my brother intervened with some cops. I then moved to various places, Ended up in Detroit, where my brother saved my life by jumping in front of me druing a driveby. He directly saved my life by taking a bullet in the shoulder, wihhc would've went right into my brain. He went into critical condition, but came through. My family than moved to Grand Rapids, I went to college, Got engaged, canceled it, then got engaged again, but she died in a car crash. I wqent into a section of serial dating, lost all my friends, except for my wife who brought me through it. I dated her for 2 months, and we got married.

maybe you should move straight to writing a book. ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ooooookaaaayyyy now....lets get to some fantasies....

hmm... how bout in the snow โœ…

in a sleeping bag i hope, because you'd get frost bite. ๐Ÿ˜›

Snow? fear

Originally posted by DarkC
Snow? fear

what? he's too afraid to come out? ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
what? he's too afraid to come out? ๐Ÿ˜›

Snow turns me off. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

ohh yes of course i mean it may even be possible to do it with snow clothes on... i mean all youd be doing is making out and in the missionary position..but it still could be fun โœ…

What about a mountain hot spring?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ohh yes of course i mean it may even be possible to do it with snow clothes on... i mean all youd be doing is making out and in the missionary position..but it still could be fun โœ…

i don't think i'd function all that well. ๐Ÿ˜› it wants some place warm and toasty. ๐Ÿ˜Š

a hot spring? awww, poor wittle sperm. cry

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
a hot spring? awww, poor wittle sperm. cry

What? ๐Ÿ˜‘

what? never heard of that? ๐Ÿ˜›