wildest sexual fantasy

Started by DarkC2,663 pages

I know, but I don't get why you said "poor wittle sperm". ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

supposedly exposing your balls to extreme heat is not all that good for your baby-making swimmers. ๐Ÿ˜›

Oh yeah. That reminds me of Apu from Simpsons.

"By chilling my loins, I have a greatly increased chance of impregnating my wife."

Did I just freak you out? ๐Ÿ˜›

i actually saw that episode. ๐Ÿ˜†

and it takes a lot to freak me out. ๐Ÿ˜Š

Oh, okay. ๐Ÿ˜Š

and you? any phobias i should know about? ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

sick

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
and you? any phobias i should know about? ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

Large, open heights. Other than that, I'm A-okay. ๐Ÿ˜› You?
Originally posted by mighty midgit
sick

Please desist your immaturity.

Originally posted by mighty midgit
sick

no, actually i'm feeling quite well. ๐Ÿ˜Š

yeah, that means you can get the hell out. ๐Ÿ™„ obviously, you're real mature. still afraid of cooties? grow up.

Originally posted by DarkC
Large, open heights. Other than that, I'm A-okay. ๐Ÿ˜› You?

i sorta have a fear of heights, but that won't stop me from sky diving. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Yeah, I want to go sky diving. Being up high has its own exhilarations.

The only real phobia I have is bees....two days ago one flew by and I made a sound exactly like a puppy yelping. ๐Ÿ˜‚

i'm sure you're lil fireman agrees. ๐Ÿ˜›

bees? ๐Ÿ˜‚ yeah, i'm afraid of anything that crawls... but i still think i could stomach some of that stuff they make you eat in fear factor.

ok i can print out better stuff better than that
who's with me

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i'm sure you're lil fireman agrees. ๐Ÿ˜›

bees? ๐Ÿ˜‚ yeah, i'm afraid of anything that crawls... but i still think i could stomach some of that stuff they make you eat in fear factor.


"lil fireman"......

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Originally posted by mighty midgit
ok i can print out better stuff better than that
who's with me

I'm sorry. I do not comprehend. ๐Ÿ˜

i just love that damn smiley darkc! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Yeah, it's weird how a simple internet emoticon makes me smile. ๐Ÿ˜›

i'm obsessed with droolio and ๐Ÿ˜–hifty: .

Eating Pizza and drinking beer, in a tub of money, with 50 naked bitches with tape on their mouths, so they won't talk.

Originally posted by DarkC
Oh yeah. That reminds me of Apu from Simpsons.

"By chilling my loins, I have a greatly increased chance of impregnating my wife."

Did I just freak you out? ๐Ÿ˜›

๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

LOVE the simpsons!!

I am confused yet again..what are we talking about or do I want to know?