wildest sexual fantasy

Originally posted by Salem07
FJ, I can't leave clues...because then you would find me! 😱

exactly the point. 🥷

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ahhhh the good ol WSF thread *sigh* the memories....

allyn! 😱

yes, you've missed a lot. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Libertine
ive got tons more just sit back, realax and spank that monkey.

as long as i get to put that monkey on a leash. 😖hifty:

SPANKING MONKEYS??!! 😱

I am a sex monkey.... 😖hifty:

Originally posted by LittleGilraen
SPANKING MONKEYS??!! 😱

I am a sex monkey.... 😖hifty:

I'm a sex bull.

Why you ask? Cuz a bull's penis is as large as mine.

Originally posted by ResubianNushi
I'm a sex bull.

Why you ask? Cuz a bull's penis is as large as mine.

I SO needed to know that.

Originally posted by ResubianNushi
I'm a sex bull.

Why you ask? Cuz a bull's penis is as large as mine.

Originally posted by DarkC
(very sarcastically)

I SO needed to know that.

I'm sure you like to hear stuff like this, homophobe Dave.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
exactly the point. 🥷

allyn! 😱

yes, you've missed a lot. 😖hifty:

as long as i get to put that monkey on a leash. 😖hifty:

not gonna happen 😛

Originally posted by LittleGilraen
SPANKING MONKEYS??!! 😱

I am a sex monkey.... 😖hifty:

i've been called a mattress monkey. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by DarkC
(very sarcastically)

I SO needed to know that.

don't you feel educated? 😖mart:

Originally posted by Salem07
not gonna happen 😛

i can always dust for fingerprints. detective

Yes! In a very, very violated way.

i think he posted that just to get to you. 😂

Yeah.

I pictured the size of a bull penis and it turned out to be the size of my forearm.

wow, now I have this wierd visual. 😑

wouldn't that hurt? 😕

Yes, most definitely. He's spread the disease. 😐

and that's why you use a condom. 😊

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
and that's why you use a condom. 😊

My friends got me several luxury condoms for my birthday last year(Even though I am still a virgin, up to this point). I frowned at first but then I recognized the shape of the package and said: "Real funny, guys. Real funny."

Originally posted by DarkC
My friends got me several luxury condoms for my birthday last year(Even though I am still a virgin, up to this point). I frowned at first but then I recognized the shape of the package and said: "Real funny, guys. Real funny."

What?

Originally posted by DarkC
What?

Oh, they just think I need to spice up my sex life.......that's why they gave me condoms.