wildest sexual fantasy

Originally posted by LittleGilraen
It'd still hurt.... 😛

i was referring to that disease part. 😂

Originally posted by DarkC
My friends got me several luxury condoms for my birthday last year(Even though I am still a virgin, up to this point). I frowned at first but then I recognized the shape of the package and said: "Real funny, guys. Real funny."

i didn't entirely get that myself. 😕

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i was referring to that disease part. 😂

i didn't entirely get that myself. 😕

😕 Glad I'm not the only one....

😇

Originally posted by DarkC
Oh, they just think I need to spice up my sex life.......that's why they gave me condoms.

no, silly. 😆 i got that part. what shape was it?

Oh...no, it was in a small silver box, right? And then I took out several condoms still wrapped inside their packages, confused at first to what it was. Then I figured it out.

Originally posted by DarkC
Oh...no, it was in a small silver box, right? And then I took out several condoms still wrapped inside their packages, confused at first to what it was. Then I figured it out.

i say fill them up with water like a water balloon and bombard your friends. 🥷

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i say fill them up with water like a water balloon and bombard your friends. 🥷

😆

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i say fill them up with water like a water balloon and bombard your friends. 🥷

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i say fill them up with water like a water balloon and bombard your friends. 🥷

Originally posted by DarkC
I'd probably miss. They were lubricated. 😆

you have a point. 😛

speaking of which, i don't think edible condoms are all that effective. 😕

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
you have a point. 😛

speaking of which, i don't think edible condoms are all that effective. 😕

Originally posted by DarkC
My friends got me several luxury condoms for my birthday last year(Even though I am still a virgin, up to this point). I frowned at first but then I recognized the shape of the package and said: "Real funny, guys. Real funny."

The package was shaped like a penis? 😑

Originally posted by LittleGilraen
droolio Mmmm....edibleness....

i've seen one that said "bite me" on it. 😛

how...ironic 😑

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i've seen one that said "bite me" on it. 😛

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i've been called a mattress monkey. 😖hifty:

don't you feel educated? 😖mart:

i can always dust for fingerprints. detective

I won't leave any prints 🥷

while pool hoping ✅

in one of those tight hotel showersdroolio

😖hifty: tight....

on a baseball diamond with the sprinklers going off ✅

water means wet 😖hifty: