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Thats my point 😐

Wow, reduced to mocking myself 🥷

you're an easy target. 😐

again, not my fault. 🥷 i can't help it.

You edited....biatchdisgust

does it say edit? NOOO. schmoll

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i could... but i'm not so sure that's such a good idea. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by DarkC
Oh, I think it is. 😛

Yeah, I know. Typical ol' me.

Originally posted by DarkC
Yeah, I know. Typical ol' me.

bad. very bad. 😖hifty: shame, shame, shame. whip

You may whip me as you wish. 😖hifty:

That's the eighteenth shifty I've used this weekend alone. 😖

now we can't have that sort of talk, now can we? 😗

you actually keep count? 😛

Not between 6:00PM - 7:00PM.

And yes, I started keeping count after the seventh. Man, my 'mojo's been really kickin' it. 😬

i think i've already broken that rule. 😄

i use that smilie about every other post. 😖hifty: <<< see, right there. 😛

Not in my book, you haven't! 😛 I never go on in that time.

Yeah, it's so frequent I hardly notice it anymore. 😂

and where do you run off to during that hour? detective

schmoll its my signature smilie, thank you very much.

Supper.

Hey, who's complaning? 😛

(not me.)

RJ and i don't have any formal dinners. no2 its always fast food or sticking something in the microwave. 😛 we hardly ever go near the stove. 😂

I guess it's usually the girls who cook, and if you can't...oh well. srug I'm not a bad one, but I tend to screw up once in a while. I screwed up while trying to make a simple omellete.

now that's just a stereotype. disgust RJ does most of the cleainng around the house. 😛 (don't tell him i told you that though 🥷 ) he waits on me hand and foot. eyes

i can make your typical good morning mean. 😄 eggs, bacon, toast... though toast really isn't that all hard. 😂

Nah, I'm just sayin; a lot of the time it really is the women who cook. 😬
Yep, breakfast is a snap.

'Hand and foot'? 😂 Glam-our-rous.

not from my experience. my mom hardly ever cooked. she was actually pretty good at it ✅ but she didn't buy into the whole "women in the kitchen thing. 😛

its not like i can't fend for myself, which i can. 😊 but for some reason everything is better when RJ does it. 😛