wildest sexual fantasy

Yep, that's cool; I wouldn't mind doing the cooking in the house or at least helping the wife every day. Assuming I ever get a wife. 😬

Of course it's better when he does it; he's had a lot more life experience. ✅

Originally posted by DarkC
Yep, that's cool; I wouldn't mind doing the cooking in the house or at least helping the wife every day. Assuming I ever get a wife. 😬

Of course it's better when he does it; he's had a lot more life experience. ✅

why do say it like that? 😛 they'll come a knocking, trust me. 😊

no, i don't think that's it. 😂 i just love the pampering. droolio

Yeah, I hope so too. You hope so, right? Right?

Who doesn't love being pampered(at least not to the point of being treated like a freakin' queen or something).

i'm a firm believer that there's someone out there for everybody. 😊
we all break out of our shell at one point. 😎

no, i don't take it to that extreme. 😂 give and take... or lick and taste. 😖hifty:

Too bad a lot of the girls at my school are snobs. 😬

Ooh, lick and taste. 😛

i don't think high school counts. 😛 at least, not for most people...

who doesn't love a bit of lickage? droolio

Yeah, I'll bide my time. 😊 For now.

Termites don't like lickage.
But I do! droolio

Hey, check this out. This is the best cartoon I've seen in a while. 😂
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were did terminte come from? 😑

lick what? 😕

the page won't load properly. disgust its my computer. its hard to watch any video feed off of it. 🙄

First critter to come to mind.

I dunno. Hopefully not something bitter.
(God, I can be so random.)

Your computer is evil!
(I've just reinstalled my entire operating system.)

hello to randomness. 😛

that was actually meant to be a shifty smilie. 😂 i haven't used it in a while. i thought i might insert it somewhere. 😖hifty:

yes, its out to get me, i swear. 🥷

and would that make it the 9th time? 😑

Not willing to discuss my sexual fantasy. It's rather personal.

Just posting this in case anyone wonders why I have not yet posted in this thread.

not everything that goes on in this thread is fantasy related. 😛 or sex related for that matter. 😊

okay, the second one was a lie. 🥷

lol. Bring on the sex!!!!

Sorry, needed to get that out of the system. Anyway, my fantasy is to actually have sex. I know, I'm pathetic.

everyone who posts here is a bit horny. 😛 some more than others. 😖hifty:

pathetic? no, not really. good things come to those that wait. 😊

Well, I am one of those people. 🙂

Provided it happens on the first date. lol, jk.

first date? that's expecting a lot for a first day. 😂

there has to be some mystery there. 😖hifty:

lol, lucky I was kidding.

Well, Mystery is my midedle name...Well, actually, it's Robert, but, I still got a lot of mystery. lol.

so is it simon robert? or is simon just one of your many aliases? 🥷

To tell the truth, Simon is a fake name. Just my username. My real name is Zachery.

i should have figured it wasn't going to be that obvious. 😛