wildest sexual fantasy

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Australian technically is British if you know your history 😉.

-AC

Ya. The scum of Britain.

recently I have been wanting to jump on a motorcycle with my lover. We'd sit face to face and go for a ride.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
1) its a smilie. you can't have sex with a smilie. 😆

2) now now, you know very well that i can't tell you that. 😖hifty: you'll just have to wait and see.

3) i wouldn't dream of it. 😗

1) "You can't have sex with a smilie"

Oh yes you can whistling cos when i have sex I'm smiling most of the time, along with some other things. 😏 but your right, i can't penetrate that smiley......... But i can mastur................*coughs*............ Let's move on shell we sweatdrop

2) *grabs every pair of boxers and hides them* 🥷

3) that smiley says other wise couch

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
am i suppose to like peanut butter and jelly? 😕

the large text didn't work. tongue12

awww, leo in tight speedos. isn't that cute. 😊 say cheese! photo

No, i was just asking

Cheese 😄 ( good thing i took out the film )

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi

well, yes of course. eyes

i hereby award you with brownie points then. 😛 i'm so proud. cry

i wouldn't even stoop that low. schmoll

I love BROWNIES

for MY sake, i hope so 🥷

boxers are a sign of love and yeah

Mike is from UK...so he should have the British accentdroolio...can't wait till January now! 😱

they are? 🥷

who's mike? 🤨

I like boxers...sometimes I'll walk around the house in boxers and my Colts football shirt..

Mike is cruel jedi on here 🥷

i use to walk around the house in boxers when i was lil kid but anymore.............. random ppl come to my house all the time 😖

oh 😖hifty:

I walk in boxers around the house even when people are here

during a baseball game in the stands 😱

on the football field

while their playing on it 😱

umm of course!

shock that would suck if they stepped on you.

in the MALL droolio

but it's a tackling sportdroolio

at a STARWARS convention ✅ 😱 with a girl wearing the Princess leia Bikini!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
at a STARWARS convention ✅ 😱 with a girl wearing the Princess leia Bikini!

Originally posted by Salem07
on the football field

hell yes

Originally posted by a1hsauce
oiy vey! 😬 id imagine its something like that 😗

or more something like "oh, bloody hell" followed by a gasp and something sticky. 😛

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
*Walks in*

Sorry, is this the thread for British people? I was confused and of course, being British, entered this thread.

No? Oh ok then.

*Moonwalks out*

-AC

you just HAD to be british, didn't you? 😛 not that i'm complaining. 😗

by all means. flaunt away, flaunt away. 😖hifty: never mind me...

Originally posted by Salem07
I walk in boxers around the house even when people are here

i don't wear boxers... too much room that i don't know what to do with. 😛 i prefer boy shorts. 😎 they're comfy and yet they hug your features real well. 😖hifty:

what happens in january? 😱