wildest sexual fantasy

Started by Fallen Jedi2,663 pages

Originally posted by Leo.M
Cheese πŸ˜„ ( good thing i took out the film )

for MY sake, i hope so

camera phone, duh! πŸ˜› and with a touch of a button, i could send them to anyone… anywhere. πŸ˜—

chels mentioned something about raping so maybe its her you need to watch out for. πŸ₯·

Originally posted by Leo.M
1) But i can mastur................*coughs*............ Let's move on shell we sweatdrop

2) *grabs every pair of boxers and hides them*

3) that smiley says other wise couch

what was that? 😱 i'm sure you wouldn't mind enlightening us. πŸ˜›

i could go after those, but that would be a bit too obvious. πŸ˜–hifty:

oh yes, tempt me even more. πŸ˜›

Originally posted by Salem07
hell yes

πŸ˜„

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
you just HAD to be british, didn't you? πŸ˜› not that i'm complaining. πŸ˜—

by all means. flaunt away, flaunt away. πŸ˜–hifty: never mind me...

I...well I....I....oh dear. I was planning to flirt back but I seem to be so charmingly shy in a typically British way.

-AC

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
or more something like "oh, bloody hell" followed by a gasp and something sticky. πŸ˜›

you just HAD to be british, didn't you? πŸ˜› not that i'm complaining. πŸ˜—

by all means. flaunt away, flaunt away. πŸ˜–hifty: never mind me...

i don't wear boxers... too much room that i don't know what to do with. πŸ˜› i prefer boy shorts. 😎 they're comfy and yet they hug your features real well. πŸ˜–hifty:

what happens in january? 😱

Oh well those tooπŸ˜‰

Mike is visiting..he has a British accent! 😱

hello everbody.....πŸ˜‡

Gotta love the face, even if it doesn't suit youπŸ˜›

hey.... πŸ˜’

it does suit.....i havent done anything

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
camera phone, duh! πŸ˜› and with a touch of a button, i could send them to anyone anywhere. πŸ˜—

chels mentioned something about raping so maybe its her you need to watch out for. πŸ₯·

what was that? 😱 i'm sure you wouldn't mind enlightening us.

i could go after those, but that would be a bit too obvious.

oh yes, tempt me even more. πŸ˜›

*looks at every girl on kmc* scared you wouldn't dare

chelsea mentioned something about raping a British guy,
not a french or irish guy tongue12

It was nothing......... nothing at all. i was just playing around play_toyph

Then i have nothing to lose

Meeeeeeeeeeee tempt you... never Mademoiselle innocent

Originally posted by Pandabear
hey.... πŸ˜’

it does suit.....i havent done anything

*coughs* whistling

😱 ITS RAINING RIGHT NOW!!!!! πŸ˜–hifty: guess what my fantasy is πŸ˜—

obviously in the rainπŸ˜›

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I...well I....I....oh dear. I was planning to flirt back but I seem to be so charmingly shy in a typically British way.

-AC

there you go again, sneaking "british" in there. πŸ˜›

Originally posted by Leo.M
*looks at every girl on kmc* scared you wouldn't dare

chelsea mentioned something about raping a British guy,
not a french or irish guy tongue12

It was nothing......... nothing at all. i was just playing around play_toyph

Then i have nothing to lose

Meeeeeeeeeeee tempt you... never Mademoiselle innocent

i could... and i would... but i haven't, have i? πŸ˜›

i swore she specifically said french and irish. she must have edited it. πŸ₯·

ah, but playing with what? πŸ˜–hifty:

i could steal all your clothes and then you'd have nothing to wear. πŸ˜—

if panda can't use that smilie, then you certainly can't. πŸ˜›

Originally posted by Pandabear
hey.... πŸ˜’

it does suit.....i havent done anything

are my eyes deceiving me? 😱 panda, you're alive!!! πŸ˜›

Originally posted by Salem07
Oh well those tooπŸ˜‰

Mike is visiting..he has a British accent! 😱

you mentioned that a while back. is it a sure thing?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
😱 ITS RAINING RIGHT NOW!!!!! πŸ˜–hifty: guess what my fantasy is πŸ˜—

or maybe we could just hose you down. πŸ˜–hifty:

yes i live

πŸ˜‡

and we were just about to throw out a search party for you. πŸ˜›

Gee, you never mentioned anything of the sort.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
are my eyes deceiving me? 😱 panda, you're alive!!! πŸ˜›

you mentioned that a while back. is it a sure thing?

or maybe we could just hose you down. πŸ˜–hifty:


why do that when i can just take a shower duhhhh πŸ˜›

FJ and I, at an outdoor concert. we have the usual stuff: basket full of food, blanket, drinks. about halfway through the concert, when everyone is giving the band their full attention, we throw the blanket over ourselves and proceed to have the sweatiest, nastiest, raunchiest sex imaginable.

In a cheese grater.

in the back of a pickup truck, while doing 100 mph down the freeway.