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DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
where's my sticker? disgust

No sticker. Will a cookie do ya?

Fallen Jedi Senior Member

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
I see everything I like. How YOU doin' witcha bad (or should I say naughty) self?
-AC

just entertaining the guys 😄

well at least darkc for the mo. 😛 i think he's been spending too much time with me. he's starting to use the shifties. 😱

i don't think i've been all that bad (naughty). just... playful. 😖hifty: i'll be getting presents this year.

Originally posted by DarkC
No sticker. Will a cookie do ya?

does it come with milk? 😱

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

Only skim.

Alpha Centauri Restricted

Skim? Mills! What have I taught you? Drink whole milk. The real stuff.

Ladies love a man who drinks whole milk. Observe...

*Drinks some whole milk and then winks at FJ suggestively*

-AC

Captain REX Networking

Now, observe how AC is suddenly tackled from behind by raging women who love his body, due to the milk.

Lana mordrem

😆

Rogue Jedi Restricted

FJ's panties.....yummy!!!

Alpha Centauri Restricted

*Reaches out from under pile of women*

It was....all.....for the goodness.....

*Dies from sex*

-AC

a1hsauce Senior Member

while watching the Nutcracker ✅

a1hsauce Senior Member

Originally posted by Salem07
but then you start eating it instead of what you were there to do.

I can eat two things at once 😖hifty:

bordom Senior Member

Alright here's my fantasy 😮

In a cave in the water...

Leo.M A Riddle

^ w00t an under water cave droolio

bordom Senior Member

^ warm water tho 😄

DOOM2099 Member

My fantasy.

Just plain old fashioned normal sex. With another person. Preferably a girl.

Yeah, married 5 years, gone without for the last 4.

PS I live in Northeast Fl... LOL

ResubianNushi Senior Member

Originally posted by DOOM2099
My fantasy.
Just plain old fashioned normal sex. With another person. Preferably a girl.
Yeah, married 5 years, gone without for the last 4.
PS I live in Northeast Fl... LOL

Wow. You're fine with having sex with a man? Seems we have a bisexual on our hands.

LittleGilraen it's dara, capisce?

Originally posted by DOOM2099
My fantasy.
Just plain old fashioned normal sex. With another person. Preferably a girl.
Yeah, married 5 years, gone without for the last 4.
PS I live in Northeast Fl... LOL

😬 I dont see why if your married you should have to go without sex for 4 YEARS! scared
Damn. I give you props for sticking it out that llong.

Originally posted by ResubianNushi
Wow. You're fine with having sex with a man? Seems we have a bisexual on our hands.

Bi's are hot dude. ✅

ResubianNushi Senior Member

Originally posted by LittleGilraen
😬 I dont see why if your married you should have to go without sex for 4 YEARS! scared
Damn. I give you props for sticking it out that llong.
Bi's are hot dude. ✅

Only women Bi's.

LittleGilraen it's dara, capisce?

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i don't think i've been all that bad (naughty). just... playful. 😖hifty: i'll be getting presents this year.

😖hifty:

LittleGilraen it's dara, capisce?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
while watching the Nutcracker ✅

Oh yeah! 😱 like while sitting in the back of the dark auditorium?

DOOM2099 Member

That's Northeast Fl, ladies. Just PM me your panties TYVM.