wildest sexual fantasy

Started by ResubianNushi2,663 pages

Originally posted by a1hsauce
๐Ÿ˜‚ what!? haha lol

nice sig and avy btw

Thanks.

Haven't you ever seen Bad Santa?

sadly no...but thanks for the idea ill see if i can pick up fro blockbuster tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜„

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
*Reaches out from under pile of women*

It was....all.....for the goodness.....

*Dies from sex*

-AC

can you really die from too much sex? ๐Ÿ˜•

Originally posted by LittleGilraen

๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

omg, how did it know? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

allyn if there's a girl on someone's sig or avvi you always notice. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Originally posted by a1hsauce
sadly no...but thanks for the idea ill see if i can pick up fro blockbuster tomorrow ๐Ÿ˜„

lol

And don't forget those Jewish chicks. They would die to do Santa Clause.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
can you really die from too much sex? ๐Ÿ˜•

omg, how did it know? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

allyn if there's a girl on someone's sig or avvi you always notice. ๐Ÿ˜‚

I have a very special person as my avatar. Can you guess who it is?

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi

allyn if there's a girl on someone's sig or avvi you always notice. ๐Ÿ˜‚

hey Fallen nice sig ๐Ÿ˜‰

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
can you really die from too much sex? ๐Ÿ˜•

but you can die from sex โœ…

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
can you really die from too much sex? ๐Ÿ˜•

From exhaustion. ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by ResubianNushi
I have a very special person as my avatar. Can you guess who it is?

oh no, i have no idea. ๐Ÿ˜› copycat. disgust

Originally posted by a1hsauce
hey Fallen nice sig ๐Ÿ˜‰

you said you didn't like the color. schmoll

how can you die from sex? ๐Ÿ˜•

you CAN die from sex. I was told of a case by an ex-policeman who worked forensics

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
oh no, i have no idea. ๐Ÿ˜› copycat. disgust

you said you didn't like the color. schmoll

how can you die from sex? ๐Ÿ˜•

Your dick gets bitten by a toothed vagina.

Originally posted by ResubianNushi
Your dick gets bitten by a toothed vagina.

Been watching Blade: Trinity lately, eh?

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
oh no, i have no idea. ๐Ÿ˜› copycat. disgust

you said you didn't like the color. schmoll

how can you die from sex? ๐Ÿ˜•


I dont like the color ๐Ÿ˜› but i like the girl โœ…

and you can die from sex from over-exurtion rapid heart rate

Originally posted by DarkC
Been watching Blade: Trinity lately, eh?

No. I've been reading about a new kind of condom that would effectively destroy your penis if you tryed to rape a woman wearing it.

Originally posted by DarkC
From exhaustion. ๐Ÿ˜›

someone needs exercise. ๐Ÿ˜›

Originally posted by GCG
you CAN die from sex. I was told of a case by an ex-policeman who worked forensics

seaman overdose? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Originally posted by ResubianNushi
Your dick gets bitten by a toothed vagina.

i wasn't aware that i had one in the first place. ๐Ÿ˜•

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
someone needs exercise. ๐Ÿ˜›

seaman overdose? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

i wasn't aware that i had one in the first place. ๐Ÿ˜•

You have a toothed vagina? That must suck for RJ.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi

seaman overdose? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Yep ; She chocked in it. And the problem was far from over.

Both were married but not with eachother. Her husband was abroad and his wife tought he was at work.

Originally posted by GCG
Yep ; She chocked in it. And the problem was far from over.

Both were married but not with eachother. Her husband was abroad and his wife tought he was at work.

Damn. I'm jealous of that guy. He can really deliver.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I dont like the color ๐Ÿ˜› but i like the girl โœ…

and you can die from sex from over-exurtion rapid heart rate

i think i owe you a few slaps for that comment. ๐Ÿ˜–hifty:

okay slappy