Originally posted by GCG
Yep ; She chocked in it. And the problem was far from over.Both were married but not with eachother. Her husband was abroad and his wife tought he was at work.
that's... i don't even know what to say to that. 😑
Originally posted by a1hsauce
okay slappy
where do i get to slap you? 😱
Another case i heard was that Police officers were informed of a Vehicle collision in which its driver was seriously injured. The occupant of the car was inside a VW beetle, but when the Police went to the scene they found the car in Immaculite Condition - Not Even a scratch.
So the Police thought the guy must have been taking the piss.
"How Can this guy be in hospital, Seriosly injured while his car doesnt even have a scratch ?????" They thought.
So off they went to hospital to reprimand the guy.
When they got there, they asked for the man, and proceeded to the ward to tell him off. They noticed most of the Hospital staff were giggling.
But when they saw him he was lying down with a sheet on his lower body.
So they asked "WTF happened to you ; Not even a scratch on your car and you are lying here claiming to be injured"
The guy, rather ashamed called the officers over and whispered the events into their ear. Even they began smiling.
So what happened to the guy ?
Apparently he was getting a BJ off his girlfriend in the middle of the night in a parking lot. When another vehicle was parking behind the VW, the other driver slightly hit the bumper of the VW and with the fright, his GF actually took a bite at him. So he had to be stiched up inorder not to lose his 'precious'.
😂 One of the funniest things I ever heard.
Originally posted by GCG
Another case i heard was that Police officers were informed of a Vehicle collision in which its driver was seriously injured. The occupant of the car was inside a VW beetle, but when the Police went to the scene they found the car in Immaculite Condition - Not Even a scratch.So the Police thought the guy must have been taking the piss.
"How Can this guy be in hospital, Seriosly injured while his car doesnt even have a scratch ?????" They thought.
So off they went to hospital to reprimand the guy.
When they got there, they asked for the man, and proceeded to the ward to tell him off. They noticed most of the Hospital staff were giggling.
But when they saw him he was lying down with a sheet on his lower body.
So they asked "WTF happened to you ; Not even a scratch on your car and you are lying here claiming to be injured"
The guy, rather ashamed called the officers over and whispered the events into their ear. Even they began smiling.
So what happened to the guy ?
Apparently he was getting a BJ off his girlfriend in the middle of the night in a parking lot. When another vehicle was parking behind the VW, the other driver slightly hit the bumper of the VW and with the fright, his GF actually took a bite at him. So he had to be stiched up inorder not to lose his 'precious'.
😂 One of the funniest things I ever heard.
isn't life grand? 😄