wildest sexual fantasy

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
😱 and you winked back, didn't you?

the couch won't save you, you know. 😖hifty:

ah, but the trick question is do you wash your hair first or do you scrub down first? 😛

yeah, actually did bag that's why my gf got lil mad.

it keeps you away doesn't it 😛.... so I'm safe 😄

Originally posted by LethalFemme
hair

lucky guess. 😛

i shave first actually. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
lucky guess. 😛

i shave first actually. 😖hifty:

mustache?

^

hysterical

Originally posted by Leo.M
^

hysterical

lmfao

Originally posted by Leo.M
yeah, actually did bag that's why my gf got lil mad.

it keeps you away doesn't it 😛.... so I'm safe 😄

poor you. 😛 you should know better. nono you could have at least done it discretely. 😛

i'm just waiting 😖hifty: you obviously seem to be taking the bait. 🥷

Originally posted by LethalFemme
mustache?

and i suppose you like to let your leg hair grow out. 😛 even leo shaves. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
poor you. 😛 you should know better. nono you could have at least done it discretely. 😛

i'm just waiting 😖hifty: you obviously seem to be taking the bait. 🥷

and i suppose you like to let your leg hair grow out. 😛 even leo shaves. 😖hifty:

😱 did he let u shave him to!

i'm his bikini waxer. 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
i'm his bikini waxer. 😖hifty:

I've waxed his bikini 😗

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
poor you. 😛 you should know better. nono you could have at least done it discretely. 😛

i'm just waiting 😖hifty: you obviously seem to be taking the bait. 🥷

but she was so hot, I couldn’t help myself bag and I thought my gf wasn’t looking

I think I’ll just hang around the couch 😛

bye you 2 😛

Originally posted by LethalFemme
I've waxed his bikini 😗

was that star design yours? 😱

Originally posted by Leo.M
but she was so hot, I couldn’t help myself bag and I thought my gf wasn’t looking

I think I’ll just hang around the couch 😛

bye you 2 😛

how do you know that wasn't me? 🥷

yes, yes, you sit on that couch. 😖hifty: get all comfy.

what? its just a little wax. 😂 i promise not to pull the strips too hard. 😗

Don't have fantasies......They'll kill you......honest. 😂 😑

bang bang bang. 😛

You will die.......It's happened before.......The death of a dream

not if you're immortal. mwahaha

Wait and see........you will die........yes.you will

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
was that star design yours? 😱

how do you know that wasn't me? 🥷

yes, yes, you sit on that couch. 😖hifty: get all comfy.

what? its just a little wax. 😂 i promise not to pull the strips too hard. 😗

i do good work huh? lol

Originally posted by debbiejo
Wait and see........you will die........yes.you will

😕 put down the kitchen knife. 😛

Originally posted by LethalFemme
i do good work huh? lol

i can recreate devinci's mona lisa. 😱 it takes more than one razor for that though. 😛

Knives and sex just don't mix......

someone gonna get all stabby now?