wildest sexual fantasy

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Never concidered knives kinda sexy....well maybe a plasitc pink one and a blue hammer.... πŸ˜‘ ..New meaning to hammer you up so good and so slicing baby.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Never concidered knives kinda sexy....well maybe a plasitc pink one and a blue hammer.... πŸ˜‘ ..New meaning to hammer you up so good and so slicing baby.

πŸ˜‚

Knives belong in the kitchen, and even as other activities are well suited for the kitchen besides cooking, I agree on that those and knives don't match.
Oil on the other hand has it's place in a kitchen, but can also be put to use in other interesting ways, just get the right brand for the job

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Knives belong in the kitchen, and even as other activities are well suited for the kitchen besides cooking, I agree on that those and knives don't match.
Oil on the other hand has it's place in a kitchen, but can also be put to use in other interesting ways, just get the right brand for the job

indeed πŸ˜›

Originally posted by debbiejo
Never concidered knives kinda sexy....well maybe a plasitc pink one and a blue hammer.... πŸ˜‘ ...

what about red toy shovels? πŸ˜•

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Knives belong in the kitchen, and even as other activities are well suited for the kitchen besides cooking, I agree on that those and knives don't match.
Oil on the other hand has it's place in a kitchen, but can also be put to use in other interesting ways, just get the right brand for the job

i've had popcorn butter spilled all over me before. not the easiest thing to wash off, trust me. πŸ˜‚

*spills an entire bucket of popcorn butter*

accident i swear. πŸ˜—

don't slip and fall now. πŸ₯·

If my BF dressed up like a cop I would just die <3

hyper

Originally posted by Leo.M
whatever plot you have, it's not gonna be as good as mine

will see, will see chels πŸ˜‰

You don't know if we have a plot or not, and you don't know just what plot it is.

We'll see, yesπŸ˜‰

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
shhhh. we must not give ourselves away. πŸ˜„ just smile and nod. smile and nod.

try? its one of the things i'm best at. πŸ˜–hifty:

oh, i forgot, you're invincible. πŸ˜› even superman has a weakness... so do you. πŸ₯·

I didn't say we did πŸ₯·

Don't you agree that the up-down tongue is for females (I) and the side-side tongue is for males U.

And girls, please say "lol" in a sexy way...

Originally posted by Council#13
hyper

you're just taunting me. schmoll

Originally posted by Salem07
I didn't say we did πŸ₯·

did you get the handcuffs? πŸ˜–hifty:

tongue action>>> tongue12 tongue

Originally posted by Council#13
hyper

That smiley has always made me want to shoot someone.

*sits down*

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
how do you know that wasn't me? πŸ₯·

yes, yes, you sit on that couch. πŸ˜–hifty: get all comfy.

what? its just a little wax. πŸ˜‚ i promise not to pull the strips too hard. πŸ˜—

because you have dark hair and she had darkish reddish black hair droolio

*gets comfy on couch and pulls out 2 water guns* at least 2 feet away from the couch miss fj gunsmilie

you said that LAST time and you DID pull the strips hard glare

Originally posted by Salem07
You don't know if we have a plot or not, and you don't know just what plot it is.

I'll get the information out of you. πŸ₯· you always seem to tell me things, when certain things are done to you whistling

Originally posted by redcaped
Don't you agree that the up-down tongue is for females (I) and the side-side tongue is for males U.

I’m afraid to ask what your talking about. πŸ˜– But I think I know what it is and the answer is no, not really, no 2 women are the same. (same goes for males) They can be a like but not the same. so both up-down and side-side tongue techniques shouldn't just be labeled for one of the sexes. Both should be used and whatever technique works for your partner use it. πŸ˜‰

Originally posted by DarkC
That smiley has always made me want to shoot someone.

*hands darkc a water gun*

i bet you can't shoot me. πŸ˜–hifty:

tv_happy

Originally posted by Leo.M
because you have dark hair and she had darkish reddish black hair droolio

*gets comfy on couch and pulls out 2 water guns* at least 2 feet away from the couch miss fj gunsmilie

you said that LAST time and you DID pull the strips hard glare

my hair can look red in the sunlight. πŸ˜–hifty:

stop cheating. schmoll *pulls out a water gun of my own* that should even the score a bit. πŸ₯· i never miss a target.

that wasn't my fault. as i was pulling the strips, femme bumped into me and caused me to pull it really hard. πŸ˜‡

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
my hair can look red in the sunlight. πŸ˜–hifty:

stop cheating. schmoll *pulls out a water gun of my own* that should even the score a bit. πŸ₯· i never miss a target.

that wasn't my fault. as i was pulling the strips, femme bumped into me and caused me to pull it really hard. πŸ˜‡

I would never do such a thingangel_not