wildest sexual fantasy

Started by Rogue Jedi2,663 pages

Originally posted by Bardock42
Okay. Maybe I jsut don't find things that offensive that easily.

No


not when they arent aimed at you.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
not when they arent aimed at you.

Not even if they are aimed at me.

I think this should be dropped now...

Things were said, apologies were made and now we should move on...

shrug

Originally posted by Scythe
Hmm, did you guys know that after anal sex, your partner's cute lil' hole will regain it's original shape within a week? Whereareas the skin of a vagina will just continue to expand?

Well, that is to say, it won't continue to expand, it'll just not be able to regain it's original shape, you guys know what I mean? Yeah...

how you doing, piggle?

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I think this should be dropped now...

Things were said, apologies were made and now we should move on...

shrug

I agree wholeheartedly

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
how you doing, piggle?

🙂 Not too bad.

And yourself?

Piggle is here to save the day!!!

Originally posted by Scythe
Piggle is here to save the day!!!

That's right, nothing bad happens on my watch pinkcuffs

Wow...

Umm, may I step out? Seeing how something bad just happened in my pants on your watch...

Eh, he was clearly joking, guys. How was he supposed to know that mentioning oral sex offends her, especially seeing as she mentions it herself in her title under her name? He meant no ill will towards her, and she was going along with it and joking about sexual stuff back until that comment, he had no way of knowing this would offend her.

He apologized and made it clear he meant no harm by it, the responses is kinda surprising, like he actually made a physical move towards her, funny stuff.

I still respect you, Bardock, and I'll put my lips on your penis since she rejected you.....poor bardock, poor, poor bardock.

Originally posted by BackFire
Eh, he was clearly joking, guys. How was he supposed to know that mentioning oral sex offends her, especially seeing as she mentions it herself in her title under her name? He meant no ill will towards her, and she was going along with it and joking about sexual stuff back until that comment, he had no way of knowing this would offend her.

He apologized and made it clear he meant no harm by it, the responses is kinda surprising, like he actually made a physical move towards her, funny stuff.

I still respect you, Bardock, and I'll put my lips on your penis since she rejected you.....poor bardock, poor, poor bardock.

Oh thanks, that feels so good Backfire...so good...ohh...ohhhh.

Oh right, and the blowjob is nice too.

Originally posted by BackFire
Eh, he was clearly joking, guys. How was he supposed to know that mentioning oral sex offends her, especially seeing as she mentions it herself in her title under her name? He meant no ill will towards her, and she was going along with it and joking about sexual stuff back until that comment, he had no way of knowing this would offend her.

He apologized and made it clear he meant no harm by it, the responses is kinda surprising, like he actually made a physical move towards her, funny stuff.

I still respect you, Bardock, and I'll put my lips on your penis since she rejected you.....poor bardock, poor, poor bardock.


i disagree, but thats just me. i think if it was your lady you would be seeing things differently.
we all joke around here, and this is the OTF, but there are some things you just do not say to someone you know.
mentioning oral sex and asking someone to put their lips on your penis are nothing alike.

Blowjob? How dare you? How rude! You've offended me, sir! You have no right to say that. You evil German, you.

Originally posted by Scythe
Wow...

Umm, may I step out? Seeing how something bad just happened in my pants on your watch...

Um.. yes... go clean yourself up... reeve

and stop touching yourself.... 🤨

Originally posted by BackFire
Blowjob? How dare you? How rude! You've offended me, sir! You have no right to say that. You evil German, you.

Goddammit. I'm sure ****ing the duck today (don't ask me I don't get it either). I am sorry. And please don't tell everybody about the German thing. People already dislike me without knowing this evil truth.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i disagree, but thats just me. i think if it was your lady you would be seeing things differently.
we all joke around here, and this is the OTF, but there are some things you just do not say to someone you know.
mentioning oral sex and asking someone to put their lips on your penis are nothing alike.

Nah, if it was my lady I wouldn't care less what someone said to her online, especially if it was a joke like that, and even less if it was from someone I know, like Bardock.

You don't jokingly ask someone you know to put their lips on your penis? What, is it okay to jokingly ask someone you DON'T know? Just curius.

If you can't make bad jokes with your friends without getting castrated then who can you make bad jokes with?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Goddammit. I'm sure ****ing the duck today (don't ask me I don't get it either). I am sorry. And please don't tell everybody about the German thing. People already dislike me without knowing this evil truth.
shock you're german?!?!?!? hitlershakefist

Originally posted by BackFire
Nah, if it was my lady I wouldn't care less what someone said to her online, especially if it was a joke like that, and even less if it was from someone I know, like Bardock.

You don't jokingly ask someone you know to put their lips on your penis? What, is it okay to jokingly ask someone you DON'T know? Just curius.

If you can't make bad jokes with your friends without getting castrated then who can you make bad jokes with?


no, i have never told a woman online to put their lips on my penis. but hey, i was raised to respect women. apparently not everyone is.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
no, i have never told a woman online to put their lips on my penis. but hey, i was raised to respect women. apparently not everyone is.
RJ, we get it. You're indignant. However, I highly doubt that this is the first time FJ has been propositioned on this forum, and it won't be the last. This time, it just happened to be a little more blunt than the innuendo-laced stuff we all prefer.

Move on, please