wildest sexual fantasy

Haha, yes, innuendo and vaguely mentioning sex is respectful, but saying penis and lips is not. Apparantly, cutting through the bullshit and being honest or blunt is disrespectful. I wasn't aware.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
no, i have never told a woman online to put their lips on my penis. but hey, i was raised to respect women. apparently not everyone is.

Come on, dude. I didn't want her to type out a sexual novel about sucking me. On the contrary, I probably wanted to get a sarcastic or witty reply. I am really sorry. That she is offended. I didn't mean to insult her.

Originally posted by Strangelove
shock you're german?!?!?!? hitlershakefist

No...I heard lord xyz is though. Filthy German.

*deletes pm with proposition to FJ*

whistling

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
*deletes pm with proposition to FJ*

whistling

Originally posted by Bardock42
Come on, dude. I didn't want her to type out a sexual novel about sucking me. On the contrary, I probably wanted to get a sarcastic or witty reply. I am really sorry. That she is offended. I didn't mean to insult her.

No...I heard lord xyz is though. Filthy German.

No, don't worry. We don't allow German IP's to register at this site, for obvious safety reasons.

Originally posted by BackFire
No, don't worry. We don't allow German IP's to register at this site, for obvious safety reasons.

WOW, that is just ****ing raci....a very good measurement. We don't want to mix with them Germans or anything, right?

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Um.. yes... go clean yourself up... reeve

and stop touching yourself.... 🤨

I'm kidding! I'm sowwie...

Originally posted by Bardock42
WOW, that is just ****ing raci....a very good measurement. We don't want to mix with them Germans or anything, right?

yeah especially if they have the voice of a 5yr old and rap badly!

😐

Originally posted by Bardock42
WOW, that is just ****ing raci....a very good measurement. We don't want to mix with them Germans or anything, right?

That's right, friend.

Originally posted by Scythe
I'm kidding! I'm sowwie...

it's too late I am completely offended and shall never speak to you again! nahuh

diva

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
yeah especially if they have the voice of a 5yr old and rap badly!

😐

6 year old. And it was decent. You hater.

Originally posted by BackFire
That's right, friend.

Hehe..thank...hehe...you. For keeping this...hehe....place...Germanfree. Hehe.

Originally posted by Bardock42
6 year old. And it was decent. You hater.

Sorry... that was a lie weep

It completely turned me on.

Not the voice of a 6yr old bit.. I mean the rapping... leftright

Originally posted by Bardock42
6 year old. And it was decent. You hater.

Hehe..thank...hehe...you. For keeping this...hehe....place...Germanfree. Hehe.

Yeah, I heard that if you cut germans, they don't bleed, but black liquid fire called "hate juice" oozes out of them, deforming everything it comes into contact with. We can't chance that on this site, it even goes through computers.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Come on, dude. I didn't want her to type out a sexual novel about sucking me. On the contrary, I probably wanted to get a sarcastic or witty reply. I am really sorry. That she is offended. I didn't mean to insult her.

No...I heard lord xyz is though. Filthy German.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
it's too late I am completely offended and shall never speak to you again! nahuh

diva

Wait......really??

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
look, i am taking BF's advice and letting this go.
do not quote me with a response on this.

I believe it was my advice first... 👇
Damn you BF! shakefist
I quoted you 😊

petpet

Originally posted by Scythe
Wait......really??

Spoiler:
Not

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Sorry... that was a lie weep

It completely turned me on.

Not the voice of a 6yr old bit.. I mean the rapping... leftright

Either way...turned on Piggle. That#S like Christmas and Eastern and other holidays where you get presents together.

Originally posted by BackFire
Yeah, I heard that if you cut germans, they don't bleed, but black liquid fire called "hate juice" oozes out of them, deforming everything it comes into contact with. We can't chance that on this site, it even goes through computers.

That is so disgusting. Why do Germans even exist? I mean. They are sick. And evil to the bones (that is if they had bones).

Originally posted by Bardock42
That is so disgusting. Why do Germans even exist? I mean. They are sick. And evil to the bones (that is if they had bones).

Originally posted by Strangelove
They don't have bones, they had them replaced with stainless steel to better serve Der Fuhrer

And their skin is made of that bullet proof stuffs ✅