wildest sexual fantasy

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
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Well...that would not work too well with the not hinking about it part. Sorry.

Originally posted by Strangelove
*sigh* fiiiine....

With who...with who? 😱

I am off to bed.... and am so going to dream about this tonight.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
there's always room for one more. droolio

They shall be sweeeet dreams perv

Goodnight All happywave

nite nite piggle.

Originally posted by Bardock42
With who...with who? 😱

Originally posted by Strangelove
I'll let you pick this time

....Rosie O'Donnell 😐 ...no..Roseanne Barr. No, no, no Big Baba of Cell B, Block 4 at San Quentin State Prison

Originally posted by Bardock42
....Rosie O'Donnell 😐 ...no..Roseanne Barr. No, no, no Big Baba of Cell B, Block 4 at San Quentin State Prison

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I am off to bed.... and am so going to dream about this tonight.

They shall be sweeeet dreams perv

Goodnight All happywave

night. 😊

more like wet dreams. droolio

Originally posted by Strangelove
You got it

Oh no...he got it. He...got...it.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
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Sperm? For Christ's sake. What is wrong with you people, I was talking about consonants.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh no...he got it. He...got...it.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Got any hemorrhoid creme? I'm hurtin' here

Give it some time. Two or three years and you might not even bleed all day through anymore.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I was....I don't know, I don't see a possibility of a half way decent joke arising from this line of thought. Change it.

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Originally posted by Bardock42
Give it some time. Two or three years and you might not even bleed all day through anymore.

Originally posted by Strangelove
Thank god. That takes getting used to....how do you deal with it?

Originally posted by Strangelove
Thank god. That takes getting used to....how do you deal with it?

Oh, I just don't let him assrape me. We get along.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
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Yes, ma'am. I shall do my best to make this boring (at best) conversation a stitch....I failed.

Though I used a word that I only heard in Family Guy..does that count?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
thats just....ouchie.

Originally posted by Strangelove
no shit 😐

Actually.....nah, no Fece jokes today.

Originally posted by Bardock42
Actually.....nah, no Fece jokes today.

Originally posted by Strangelove
no shit 😐

Oh man, I just had that reoccurring sexual fantasy that I'm naked, eating bacon with Katie Holmes and she lubes me up with bacon grease and starts to ride me, then Tom Cruise busts in like the Kool Aid man and punches my lights out right as I'm having an orgasm!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*checks undies*
nope, not yet.