wildest sexual fantasy

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi

wait, if you think you're jogging behind me, you can erase that thought from your head. schmoll

i could, but that doesn't mean i would. 😛

why don't i just jump ahead of the line. eyes

you say that like you know me. 🥷

I normally run beside people, not behind... unless there's a nice view behind, then I might 😗

Does this mean you're going to hold out till I hand over the candy and flowers? 🥷

You could, but that just wouldn't be fair to everyone else waiting schmoll

Well, don't I kind of know you? 😛

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
caf

there wasnt any 😛

what are all those crums on your shirt then? disgust

Originally posted by Leo.M
I normally run beside people, not behind... unless there's a nice view behind, then I might 😗

Does this mean you're going to hold out till I hand over the candy and flowers? 🥷

You could, but that just wouldn't be fair to everyone else waiting schmoll

Well, don't I kind of know you? 😛

then why do you keep stopping to tie your shoe? ermm

do you even know what my favorite flowers and candy are? 😛

oh, i'll make it up to them...somehow. 😖hifty: besides, in the long run, your wiener would be a lot happier. eyes

i guess that would depend on how perceptive you are. 🥷 i have my secrets.

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
what are all those crums on your shirt then? disgust

that doesn't look like grilled cheese. 🥷

i might need to confiscate your shirt for further investigation. 😖hifty:

whatever you say whistling1

looks like i'm gonna have to take your jeans too. 😖hifty:

theres no crumbs on them ❌

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
then why do you keep stopping to tie your shoe? ermm

do you even know what my favorite flowers and candy are? 😛

oh, i'll make it up to them...somehow. 😖hifty: besides, in the long run, your wiener would be a lot happier. eyes

i guess that would depend on how perceptive you are. 🥷 i have my secrets.

Because my shoes keep coming untied. Why do you keep dropping your keys and picking them up every 10 minutes? ermm

Roses and fruit roll ups? 😛

My wiener is plenty happy when I pet it tongue

We all have our dirty little secrets 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
theres no crumbs on them ❌

what? so you'll have to go around without your pants for a while. shrug its all in the name of science. 😖mart:

Originally posted by Leo.M
Because my shoes keep coming untied. Why do you keep dropping your keys and picking them up every 10 minutes? ermm

Roses and fruit roll ups? 😛

My wiener is plenty happy when I pet it tongue

We all have our dirty little secrets 😖hifty:

because you keep knocking them out of my hands. disgust

well, who doesn't like fruit roll ups? 😱 and no, roses are wrong. way to obvious. 😛

yes, but you're missing one thing: the female touch. 😊 no wiener should have to go without. 😄

😖hifty: yours wouldn't be stashed under your bed, would it?

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
what? so you'll have to go around without your pants for a while. shrug its all in the name of science. 😖mart:

😐

(she doesnt know i have shorts on underneath)

ahh...i see...
😖hifty:

i shall hush then.
😛

ninja2

ok 😛

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
fine if its for science, *takes off pants*

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
ninja2

ok 😛

😛

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dood....did you just get out of a cold pool? 😆

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
fine if its for science, *takes off pants*

and the shirt. 😗 snap snap. 😛

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
😐

hey punnkhermy. 😊

(and what kev doesn't know is that he THINKS he has shorts on when infact he accidently put on a pair of panties 😊 )

and btw, thanks for slipping that into his underwear drawer. 🥷