I just had that recurring fantasy that I was eating a salad and then suddenly my salad turned into Paris Hilton and I started having sex with her, then I wake up and I'm on the table in a public restaurant having sex with my salad. And that's when I orgasm, is when I see all the people looking at me.
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I just had that recurring fantasy that I was eating a salad and then suddenly my salad turned into Paris Hilton and I started having sex with her, then I wake up and I'm on the table in a public restaurant having sex with my salad. And that's when I orgasm, is when I see all the people looking at me.
how... peculiar. 😑
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Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
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what happens if i pull off the mask? 🥷
Originally posted by =Tired Hiker=
I just had that recurring fantasy that I was eating a salad and then suddenly my salad turned into Paris Hilton and I started having sex with her, then I wake up and I'm on the table in a public restaurant having sex with my salad. And that's when I orgasm, is when I see all the people looking at me.
that sounds more like a nightmare, since Paris Hilton is very ugly
Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
because you keep knocking them out of my hands. disgustwell, who doesn't like fruit roll ups? 😱 and no, roses are wrong. way to obvious. 😛
yes, but you're missing one thing: the female touch. no wiener should have to go without. 😄
😖hifty: yours wouldn't be stashed under your bed, would it?
Yeah, but whose the one that keeps dangling them in front of me? You're practically daring me to knock them out of your hands. schmoll
I love fruit roll ups. Are so many kinky things you can do with them. 😖hifty: tiger lilies? 😛
I guess you could maybe pet my wiener hmm
Nope... their mostly in my head or on my computer 😆