wildest sexual fantasy

droolio

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
leo...

i’m not dangling them in your face. that’s me checking to see if i still have my keys, you key stealer. ermm

fruit by the foot. those are really good. and they’re only like 6 feet long. 😛

just like every other girl? nice to know how you truly feel about me. cry

do you wash your wiener yourself or do you have someone do it for you? 😖hifty:

and how am i suppose to know their links to porno sites? disgust

You mean key knocker? dodgy

Yeah, fruit by the foot 😱

I didn't mean it like that. I meant like almost every girl likes that flower and then their are other girls that like a different kind of flower and I just that my best bet on what flower you like, would be a rose. aww

I wash it myself, but sometimes I have girls from school do it for me 😗

That one link I gave you said "my penis" on it. How could you not know? ermm

oh, that's right, leo. you're PANTY stealer. 😛 how could i forget? however, i get the feeling that the panty stealing thing and the key knocking thing are somehow connected. detective

is this you're "look, i'm really a nice guy trying to do a good deed" thing is it? hmm well, if you want to make it up to me, orange tiger lilies are my favorite. swank

what? like volunteer work? 🥷 hmm, i've been meaning to get a few hours of community service hours under my belt. 😗

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
droolio

careful. i think someone somewhere has died from drowning in their drool. hmm

shes hot though 🙁

If you're think I make copies of your keys, you're dead wrong dodgy

Is there anything else you'd like? 😛 like a teddy bear? fatpanda

Would this volunteer work be for your probation or b/c you want to clean your hands by doing something good? 😛

really? what's that receipt for then? disgust

i can always count on you to find the most interesting smilies. 😛 i love stuff animals, especially the really huge ones you win at carnivals. 😱

i don't see what's so wrong with going around nude every once in a while. eyes no one really seemed to mind. 😗

and my hands are clean, thank you. mhm

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
shes hot though 🙁

unless you know someone who knows CPR. 😱

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
really? what's that receipt for then? disgust

i can always count on you to find the most interesting smilies. 😛 i love stuff animals, especially the really huge ones you win at carnivals. 😱

i don't see what's so wrong with going around nude every once in a while. eyes no one really seemed to mind. 😗

and my hands are clean, thank you. mhm

unless you know someone who knows CPR. 😱

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
i dunno 😕

well i'm not entirely certified, but i know what i'm doing. 😗

we'll see 🥷

hey, anything i can do to save a life. 😛

you drowning yet? 🥷

hello fj

Originally posted by speiderman
hello fj

😱 omg, its spidey!

come to rescue me? eyes

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
hey, anything i can do to save a life. 😛

you drowning yet? 🥷

i've got floaties! 😱 splash time fun. clap

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
😱 omg, its spidey!

come to rescue me? eyes

It's what I do best.

jump

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
really? what's that receipt for then? disgust

i can always count on you to find the most interesting smilies. 😛 i love stuff animals, especially the really huge ones you win at carnivals. 😱

i don't see what's so wrong with going around nude every once in a while. eyes no one really seemed to mind. 😗

and my hands are clean, thank you. mhm

It was for orange tiger lilies 😛

I got a big white teddy bear once 😛

Whoa, where did this come from? 😆

mmhmm sure ermm

Originally posted by speiderman
It's what I do best.

jump

does that include web slinging? 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Leo.M
It was for orange tiger lilies 😛

I got a big white teddy bear once 😛

Whoa, where did this come from? 😆

mmhmm sure ermm

i don't see any flowers anywhere. schmoll

probation. indecent exposure. repeat offender. ring any bells? 😖hifty:

*holds up my hands* see? all clean. 😄

there was a good one that crossed my mind earlier that now escapes me.

i ahvent thought of any in a while 😬

me neither