wildest sexual fantasy

C ya man.

sweeeeeeeeet dreams

I have a fantasy that a woman named Helga would hang me from a pole while she kisses a drunk monkey named Fred. Then Fred would get his wife Tiki-Taki the Alligator and make sweet ape lovin to her. Then Helga and I will go and bake cookies by the sea. I will then paste the cookies on my naked body and everyone will eat them off of me. Then we will go to Tibet and sleep in a Kave........j/k. 😛 😈

kinky

I know. 💃 😮‍💨

how do you know if what you feel about someone is real? how do you know that its not just the rush of it all? how do you know that you're not just caught up in the moment? how do you know?

i know because it comes slowly. He's there when I need him. I don't notice until he looks at me with those caring blue eyes.

things are not that simple.

Hi FJ! 😄

JP! 😱 *hugs*

i like your new sig btw. 😉

😱 *hugs FJ back* how's it going girl? 🙂

i'm okay. just in one of those reflective moods. you?

Great, great, and ready to listen if you want to tell me your dilemma. 😄

* drop kicks JP * Sorry man but you deserved that. 😊

Originally posted by J_To_The_P
Great, great, and ready to listen if you want to tell me your dilemma. 😄

thanks, you're sweet. 😊 but i'll be okay.

Awww ok, well I am here! 😄 *gives FJ cookies*

*gladly takes cookies* wanna share? 😄

YAY! *hops on couch next to FJ, very close* 😉 😄 *gives glass of milk*

Biatch!!!