wildest sexual fantasy

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Yeah I'm a biatch...eating cookies with the sexy FJ! ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜„

Originally posted by J_To_The_P
Yeah I'm a biatch...eating cookies with the sexy FJ! ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜„

* drop kicks JP * You sure are biatch!!!

*sprays mace in LF's face* DIRT ON MY COOKIE! ๐Ÿ˜  *throws cookie in garbage*

Oh well thats what you get JP. ๐Ÿ˜›

What did I do? Nothin! ๐Ÿ˜›

I just felt like doing that. ๐Ÿ˜›

Yesterday I had sex with a mouse pad ๐Ÿ˜

Originally posted by Dregh
Yesterday I had sex with a mouse pad ๐Ÿ˜

That....sucks...I hope it's not pregnant. :/

Nope, luckily not the mouse pad.

The courtains are.

that would break the world record for being a pregnant mouse pad

๐Ÿ˜• *stares at used kleenex scared* CAN TISSUES GET PREGNANT!? ๐Ÿ˜†

Oh men...that chair over there....it's so....hot....

well the table is bigger and has more power.

*looks all over at objects that can't move and starts to wet and get anxious*

Originally posted by J_To_The_P
๐Ÿ˜• *stares at used kleenex scared* CAN TISSUES GET PREGNANT!? ๐Ÿ˜†

Oh yeah, but you can get AIDS ๐Ÿ™

well the water hose works too

I have this friend that had sex with a steering wheel.

some people tend to get desperate for that

Originally posted by Dregh
I have this friend that had sex with a steering wheel.

steering wheels are sluts, 4 holes. ๐Ÿ˜›

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