wildest sexual fantasy

*carrys fj around, then dumps her on the couch and flings a strawberry at her*

*Jumps for strawberry*

Well I gotta go clean.

*Says in Arnold voice* I'll be back

*slaps el barto so he dosent get the berry*
bad! down!

talk to you later barto. 😄 *runs up and gives you a peck on the cheek*

mmm, strawberries. got any whip cream while you're at it? 😖hifty:

of course... i know you well enough.

*pulls out whip cream*

*takes strawberry, dips it in the whip cream, and smears some across your cheek.* 😄

😱
*wipes it off my cheek, and puts it on your nose*

*shoves the strawberry into your mouth* take that! 😆 *takes out mirror and looks at my reflection.* what do you think? *points at the whip cream on my nose.*

*Throws cool whip at FJ* 😛

Looks good ✅

i like it
*grabs tup of strawberrys...*
*offers one to fj*

Walks into a bar and orders a beer 🍺 then sits down by my self and contimplates todays tragedy of my dead grandma want and urning for some one to talk to

JP! *hugs* bout time you showed up. 😄 *takes out chocolate syrup and sprays it all over the front of your shirt.* whoops. 😇

*takes strawberry from sniper.* awww, thanks. *takes a bite.* mmm, real good. *i suddenly squish one on your head.* 😗

*i run over to the fridge, whips out the ice cream, and begins flinging scoops at barto, sniper, and JP. i quickly duck behind the kitchen counter.*

sorry fj, but i gotta go... stupid job.

might be on later... after 9

bye

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
JP! *hugs* bout time you showed up. 😄 *takes out chocolate syrup and sprays it all over the front of your shirt.* whoops. 😇

*takes strawberry from sniper.* awww, thanks. *takes a bite.* mmm, real good. *i suddenly squish one on your head.* 😗

*i run over to the fridge, whips out the ice cream, and begins flinging scoops at barto, sniper, and JP. i quickly duck behind the kitchen counter.*

*Gets out chocolate syrup and starts to spray*

*Pauses and looks around at the kitchen*

"SHIT! AND I JUST CLEANED THAT!"

awww. talk to you later sniper. *hugs you b4 you leave.*

*sees goku at the bar.* you're grandmother didn't really die, did she? 😕

*spots barto with the chocolate syrup and runs behind bar counter. i look around and see a hose. i peak my head out and spray alcohol all over him, then i quickly take cover again.*

"Oh screw it"

*Sneaks around counter and sprays FJ*

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
JP! *hugs* bout time you showed up. 😄 *takes out chocolate syrup and sprays it all over the front of your shirt.* whoops. 😇

*takes strawberry from sniper.* awww, thanks. *takes a bite.* mmm, real good. *i suddenly squish one on your head.* 😗

*i run over to the fridge, whips out the ice cream, and begins flinging scoops at barto, sniper, and JP. i quickly duck behind the kitchen counter.*

*hugs FJ back* OH your gonna get it woman! 😱 😂 *hides behind fridge and puts whipped cream in ice maker and pushes button as it shoots out covering FJ from face to chest* FACIAL!! 😆 😆 😆 *runs off* 😱