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"MUAHAHAHAH! Double attack!" *Runs off*

damn you JP! 😆 *wipes ice cream off my face.* you are a dead man. *aims hose his way, drenching him from head to toe.*

*sees barto heading my way. i get up on the bar counter for higher ground. i aim and shoot.*

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
damn you JP! 😆 *wipes ice cream off my face.* you are a dead man. *aims hose his way, drenching him from head to toe.*

*sees barto heading my way. i get up on the bar counter for higher ground. i aim and shoot.*

*shivers constantly and grabs Hershey's chocolate syrup and sprays into FJ's hair* 😱 *turns and dives into living room behind couch*

*Dives back like neo in the matrix*

Originally posted by el_barto
"MUAHAHAHAH! Double attack!" *Runs off*

going somewhere? *i jump off the counter and tackle barto to the ground.*

lol. *Rolls around with FJ in the mess of the floor*

Originally posted by JToTheP
*shivers constantly and grabs Hershey's chocolate syrup and sprays into FJ's hair* 😱 *turns and dives into living room behind couch*

come out, come out wherever you are. *eyes dart to the left and right. i hear something from behind, quickly turn around, and shoot. i spray barto instead.* wrong target. oh, well. 😆 *i run around behind barto and pull down his pants.* nice boxers, btw.

um, RJ? 😕 don't you mean FJ? 😂

*i see JP's head sticking out from behind the couch. crawling on the ground, i secretly make my way over to him.* gotcha. *i spray away.*

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
come out, come out wherever you are. *eyes dart to the left and right. i hear something from behind, quickly turn around, and shoot. i spray barto instead.* wrong target. oh, well. 😆 *i run around behind barto and pull down his pants.* nice boxers, btw.

um, RJ? 😕 don't you mean FJ? 😂

*i see JP's head sticking out from behind the couch. crawling on the ground, i secretly make my way over to him.* gotcha. *i spray away.*

You like the spider-man boxers? 😂

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
come out, come out wherever you are. *eyes dart to the left and right. i hear something from behind, quickly turn around, and shoot. i spray barto instead.* wrong target. oh, well. 😆 *i run around behind barto and pull down his pants.* nice boxers, btw.

um, RJ? 😕 don't you mean FJ? 😂

*i see JP's head sticking out from behind the couch. crawling on the ground, i secretly make my way over to him.* gotcha. *i spray away.*

*coughs as nose and face get full of whipped cream and pushes FJ off, licking face and jumping on top of FJ and spraying can into her mouth and getting up and running upstairs* 😱

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
um, RJ? 😕 don't you mean FJ? 😂

😮

Originally posted by el_barto
You like the spider-man boxers? 😂

hey, the web -linger is all right with me. anyone with that much speed, stamina, and flexibility has some hidden talents. 😉

yes my grandma really died she died yesterday that is why i am drinking my pain away

Originally posted by JToTheP
*coughs as nose and face get full of whipped cream and pushes FJ off, licking face and jumping on top of FJ and spraying can into her mouth and getting up and running upstairs* 😱

*swallow down whip cream and grabs JP by the foot b4 he makes it all way to the top of the stairs.*

🍺 🍺 🍺 slams them down one after another

Originally posted by ssj4goku
yes my grandma really died she died yesterday that is why i am drinking my pain away

oh, i'm sorry to hear that. 🙁 you okay?

*Gets into sensitive mode* "Yeah you ok man?"

Originally posted by Fallen Jedi
*swallow down whip cream and grabs JP by the foot b4 he makes it all way to the top of the stairs.*

😱 *turns around with chocolate syrup and sprays it up her nose, as she lets go of foot, runs upstairs into FJ's bedroom and shuts and locks door* 😱

All alone and with nothing in life left to hold on to he leans back into the barstool and slowly closes his eyes to picture his grandma in his head with all the glory she was in his life 🍺

🙁......

yeah i am ok she is being endited in to the vetrans wall as a hero of ww2 and she is getting a 21 gun salute after they cremate her my mom is there with all this and she is going to tell me about it when she returns and i am happy that my grandmother is going out like this it is what she would have wanted