Uh oh ... I feel another madcap scenario coming on! Part I:
{The Kindergarten Cop is sitting alone at his desk. Suddenly, the terminator bursts in amidst the screams of the officers outside}.
John: “Who are you?”
{The terminator suddenly draws his gun, and laser sights the Kindergarten Cop}.
John: “Oh … you son of a ... !”
{John quickly dives into the corner of the room, and manages to avoid the terminator’s lethal gunfire. John then pulls out his Uzi 9mm from his overcoat, and repeatedly shoots the terminator. It is unfazed by the attack …}
John: “Oh come on … don’t bullsh*t me!”
{The terminator quickly lunges at the Kindergarten Cop, and grabs him by the throat}.
John: “Gah … stop that! What are you doing?! I’m a cop you idiot! I’m detective John Kimball!”
{The terminator proceeds to tighten its grip. John then suddenly spies his hot mug of coffee, still steaming on top of his desk …}
John: “Say - has any one ever told you that you are one ugly mother …”
{John quickly grabs the coffee, and splashes it into the terminator’s face. The terminator’s circuits begin to frazzle, and it drops its gun to the floor. The machine wails in agony}.
John: “Oh stop that! Stop your whining!”
Part II:
{The terminator continues to short-circuit}.
John: “Now I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I'd like them answered immediately!”
“First, I would just like to get to know you. So I’ll ask you again - who are you?!”
{The terminator slowly looks up at John, his glowing red eyes now clearly visible beneath his burnt skin}.
Terminator: “I am … a machine!!!”
John: “Well, you must be very proud of yourself.”
{The terminator quickly grabs his gun from the floor, and shoots the Kindergarten Cop in the chest. John reels backwards, and falls out of a second storey window …}
{The terminator pauses for a moment, and then approaches the window. He looks down … only to see that the Kindergarten Cop is no longer there!}
{The terminator, enraged, jumps out of the window, and makes a soft landing on the ground. He scans the surrounding area for any lifesigns … but to no avail}.
{Suddenly, though, the terminator hears a faint screeching sound in the distance, which then proceeds to get louder. As the terminator looks around in surprise, he suddenly spies the Kindergarten Cop, wounded but still alive, atop a giant, green tank ...}