{Robocop is sitting alone at his desk. Suddenly, the Terminator bursts in amidst screams of the officers outside. Robocop draws his weapon.}
Robocop: "Stop, Terminator, or there will... be... trouble!"
{The Terminator continues his approach. Robocop fires ten rounds into the Terminator. The Terminator falls over, supposedly dead. As Robocop approaches, the Terminator suddenly gets up and flings Robocop across the room}
Robocop: "I expect you to come quietly! Clearly you are in violation of the Delta City penal code under article four!"
{The Terminator, unfazed, lunges at Robocop. They struggle, and the Terminator uses his buzz-saw to cut away Robocop's helmet. The Terminator draws his gun, and shoots Robocop in the head. He then falls through the window and down 5 stories, dead before he even hits the ground...}
The End?!
{Suddenly, the writers and director realise that this constitutes a bad ending. Certainly not wishing to upset the studio, the Terminator promptly self destructs from an electrical malfunction. At this point, we discover that Robocop wasn't actually dead - but just pretending to be until his female partner, believing him to be dead, professed her undying love. Robocop and the officer then get married and have three cyborg children}.
The film makes 1,000,000,000 dollars on release.
Originally posted by Ahnold
{Robocop is sitting alone at his desk. Suddenly, the Terminator bursts in amidst screams of the officers outside. Robocop draws his weapon.}Robocop: "Stop, Terminator, or there will... be... trouble!"
{The Terminator continues his approach. Robocop fires ten rounds into the Terminator. The Terminator falls over, supposedly dead. As Robocop approaches, the Terminator suddenly gets up and flings Robocop across the room}
Robocop: "I expect you to come quietly! Clearly you are in violation of the Delta City penal code under article four!"
{The Terminator, unfazed, lunges at Robocop. They struggle, and the Terminator uses his buzz-saw to cut away Robocop's helmet. The Terminator draws his gun, and shoots Robocop in the head. He then falls through the window and down 5 stories, dead before he even hits the ground...}
The End?!
{Suddenly, the writers and director realise that this constitutes a bad ending. Certainly not wishing to upset the studio, the Terminator promptly self destructs from an electrical malfunction. At this point, we discover that Robocop wasn't actually dead - but just pretending to be until his female partner, believing him to be dead, professed her undying love. Robocop and the officer then get married and have three cyborg children}.
The film makes 1,000,000,000 dollars on release.
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