gotta get a post in on page 24.. some funny jack bauer spoof things
Here are some random facts about Jack Bauer,
* After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload.
* Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow.
* Chuck Norris told Jack Bauer that he only killed 15 people because he ran out of bullets. Jack told him he only killed 93 people because he ran out of people. Then Jack snapped Chuck Norris' neck into 24 pieces.
Haha! Those are great. My favorite one is
Chuck Norris told Jack Bauer that he only killed 15 people because he ran out of bullets. Jack told him he only killed 93 people because he ran out of people. Then Jack snapped Chuck Norris' neck into 24 pieces.
Missed Monday's episode so hopefully I will find someone with it this weekend! Anyone planning on buying the 24 video game that comes out next week? Can't wait to see all the revelations...my friend said the demo was awesome!
yea im gonna buy it, i dont think it will be a great game, but being 24 it will be great for me. For non fans I dont think its gonna be the best, games like this just dont tend to be. Did you guys know there are 24 books? they are prequels to season 1that include many season 1 characters. I heard they are actually pretty good reads. Called 24 declassified there are 3 out now; operation hell gate, veto power, and trojan horse. A 4th is coming out soon.
ok got this in a email
if you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
In chess, Jack Bauer can checkmate you in 1 move.
When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
Jack Bauer removed the "Escape" button from his keyboard. Jack Bauer never needs to escape.
Jack Bauer makes onions cry.
Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Don't ask what Jack Bauer would do for a Klondike bar...
Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
Jack Bauer's gun is actually a water pistol, but the water shoots out in the form of bullets. Why? Because the gun is being held by Jack ****ing Bauer.
If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You don't want to get 7 stars.
If Jack says "I just want to talk to him/her" and that him/her is you... well amigo, you're ****ed.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he's knocked out or temporarily killed.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.
While being 'put under' in the hospital, Jack Bauer can count backwards from 100 every time. This annoys the doctors.
David Spade always says 'yes' to Jack Bauer when he wants to redeem his credit card miles.
Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.
Jack Bauer has no problem following orders, unless you tell him to do something he doesn't want to.
Everytime Jack Bauer yells "NOW!" at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.
As a child, Jack Bauer's first words were "There's no time!"
Jack Bauer isn't hiding from the world, the world is hiding from Jack Bauer.
Children don't believe in Santa anymore because they know Jack Bauer killed him. The few people that believe in Santa know that Jack Bauer is torturing him.
If Jack Bauer had been on Oceanic 815 there would no Lost.
Jack Bauer can sneeze with his eyes open.
Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
Jack Bauer shouldn't be compared to Jesus. Jack rose from the dead not once, but twice.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer ****ing hates lemonade.
Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's ****ing beef.
Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.
Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
Jack Bauer once double teamed a girl.. by himself.
When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.
Jack Bauer won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.
Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better ****ing do it.
Your attraction to Jack Bauer in no way affects your sexual orientation.
If you can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
There are no such thing as lesbians, just women who never met Jack Bauer.
When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.
When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.
It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent.
If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
If you spell Jack Bauer in a Scrabble game, you win. Forever.
"Jack Bauer" is Arabic for "I'm ****ed".
What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.
Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're ****ing dead."
If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
The bumper sticker on Jesus's car reads, "WWJBD?"
You walk into a bar and Jack Bauer's your wingman, you're probably gonna get laid.
Strippers tip Jack Bauer.
When President Palmer quit to start doing Allstate commercials, it took him 43 takes before he could stop saying, "You're in good hands with Jack Bauer".
Men are ok with their wives fantasizing about Jack Bauer during sex; because they are doing the same thing.
Finding Nemo would have been vastly more exciting had Jack Bauer been looking for him.
Due to Jack Bauer, no one looks forward to the weekend anymore, they look forward to the weekend being over, and watching 24 on Monday.
It is a known fact that when Time magazine awards "The Man of Year*", there is fine print on the bottom of the cover that says, " *besides Jack Bauer."
When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.
Jack Bauer once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink 🙂
Originally posted by forumcrew
yea im gonna buy it, i dont think it will be a great game, but being 24 it will be great for me. For non fans I dont think its gonna be the best, games like this just dont tend to be. Did you guys know there are 24 books? they are prequels to season 1that include many season 1 characters. I heard they are actually pretty good reads. Called 24 declassified there are 3 out now; operation hell gate, veto power, and trojan horse. A 4th is coming out soon.
Actually, my friend who played the demo does not watch the show closely and he was really impressed -- he is looking forward it! I think it could be game for 24 fans and non 24 fans -- he is said that they had some great features...
have you guys checked this out?
http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/adventure/24thegame/news.html?mode=all
comes out today! wooohooo
I don't watch many TV shows, but '24' is one of the ones that I do. Every season has been excellent. If I was pushed, I'd probably say that Season 3 has been the best of the best so far, but Season 5 is turning out to be very good indeed. I'm so happy the Sam Gamgee has been put in place, but I'm sure he'll be able to wriggle his way back. Also, it's not looking good for the Secretary of Defence. I'm sure Audrey doesn't know, but I bet her daddy is implicated in the plot somewhere...Go Bauer, you da BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! JACK, JACK, JACK, JACK, JACK, JACK!
Originally posted by VenomVA
GOT MY COPY!!!!! BTW, last night was a fairly good episode! The whole limo thing was actually shot across the street from where I work (downtown LA). We could hear everything for a week straight.
How is it? I have heard that is really good and that the voice overs are right on -- please share...can't wait to play it