50 Reasons why LORD OF THE RINGS Sucks
Now, b/f u start bashing, some other guy said this. Here's the link: Url removed
There's one just like this in the Matrix forum. Here's is my rebutal. Feel free to add your own response.
1. No student is force to read the novalization. The actual book is much better.
2. Dude, LotR is a three part book, therefore a 3 part movie. No greed here.
3. The black line are if u don't have wide screen
4. Which human member. I didn't notice anything
5. 6 tennis shoes,so what?
6. Orce were came up by Tolkein many years b/f Blizzard. Blizzard orce look nothing like Tlokein orcs
7. Black symbolizes evil. Everything evil in all cultures is usually black. It's not racist.
8. Yeah it does. It shrunck with Isidur, then Frodo. It changes shape so the holder can wear it.
9. You can't fight evil without a war. The battle scene only made up a small part of the story.
10. First of all, they had no horses. Second, the eagle weren't available.
11. NA
12. Only Frodo got stabbed once, and he wasn't ok. They other Hobbits were not stabbed, so they were fine.
13. She didn't defeat them, only out rode them and used a magic spell agianst them. Beisdes, Glorfindol save Frodo in the book.
14. What scene are u talking about. Boromir was very strong and was able to fend them, off b/f he died.
15. His smoke was magicly enhanced. It could defy gravity.
16. Gandalf came back because the Valar spared him, i think. TTT wasn't "slapped" togehter, noob
17. Two words: Magic rings. They can do anything.
18. Gandalf used a spell that made himself immune to the BALROG's fire. Get your names straight.
19. B/c there's no story after that. That's only a set-up scene.
20. Saruman is powerful enough to use ywo, but WTF is yout point?
21. The ring came to him. He was meant to find it.
22. This is the only good point, but it's pointless. In the book, it says that he needs more arrows.
23. Wow! Who gives a f*ck? Usless reason.
24. Gollum was created way b/f starwars. In fact SW copied Gollum in a way.
25. Elves gay? WTF are u smoking?
26. These are Tolkien elves, not Santa's elves. HGet your myths straight.
27-36. All of these are based on a book that came out way b/f any of his reason. Does he even realize that there was book b/f the movie?
37. Stupid, fat, Hobbit. Who cares?
38. Yeah, it is. Trying being in love. You'll do anything for your true love.
39. WTF? So, elves have long hair. They're not hippies. They fought manywars.
40. Yes, we need the mine scene. Yes we needed Helm's Deep. It's a long book, it's a long movie.
41. ?????????
42. There are not too many charatures to keep track of. Try the Sil. There's hundreds.
43. Rocks were being thrown at the water, not at the creature.
44. Hobbits have thick feet. Natual shoes. Read the book. It's in there/
45-48 WTF? WTF? WTF? No, they couldn't have.
49. Why would there be funky music. It's an epic tale, not some rap crap story.
50. We have plenty of good reason to see RotK. it's a goddamn book.
So, as we can see, this "Doc" needs a beat down, fast. He trashed the Matrix and he trashed LotR. You cannot trash two of the greatest trilogies ever and live to tell the tale. Come and join me in my response.
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