If you think that "impotent" means you require wearing a suit and tie...
A redneck was walking down the road one day (searching for food, no doubt) and he stumbled upon an old oil lamp. Obviously, a genie came out of it or it wouldn't be a joke, now would it? But, anyways, the genie game him the three wishes, and for his first wish, the redneck said, "I want meself on of dem dere beers. But, I want a can of beer the dont have it no end." So, the genie gives him an ice cold can of beer. The redneck drank it for a good three hours and it was still ice cold too. It was a beer that had no end. "You still have 2 wishes left, master."
"Can I gets me 2 more of dese beers?"
the "You Might Be A Redneck If...." jokes are by a comedy named Jeff Foxworthy, for anyone who wants to know. he has some CD's out that are hilarious...
here's a few that i remember...
If you stare at a can of orange juice cause it says 'concentrate', u might be a redneck.
If you climb the water tower with a can of paint to save ur sister's name, u might be a redneck.
If someone yells "Hoedown" and ur girlfriends hits the floor, u might be a redneck.
Originally posted by tazman
the "You Might Be A Redneck If...." jokes are by a comedy named Jeff Foxworthy, for anyone who wants to know. he has some CD's out that are hilarious...here's a few that i remember...
If you stare at a can of orange juice cause it says 'concentrate', u might be a redneck.
If you climb the water tower with a can of paint to save ur sister's name, u might be a redneck.
If someone yells "Hoedown" and ur girlfriends hits the floor, u might be a redneck.
That's it! That the CD! It was really funny 😂 Gotta love them redneck jokes