Redneck talk!

Started by Pretty Girl3 pages

heh heh, hey ya'll, jus so yas know, we rednecks dont be a talkin like that

if ya go to the go 'ole coffee shop naz hem gimme a holler

my family talks like that, most of us come from Kentucky......

ohhh dagnabbit, has anyone seen that kill bill movie, i'm gonna get them hairs combed cause I have a date with ma sister

What in tarnation? What a cowinkidink me gots my self a date with ma cusin Merl. 275 lbs of love she is.

deedl doo

If you think that "impotent" means you require wearing a suit and tie...

A redneck was walking down the road one day (searching for food, no doubt) and he stumbled upon an old oil lamp. Obviously, a genie came out of it or it wouldn't be a joke, now would it? But, anyways, the genie game him the three wishes, and for his first wish, the redneck said, "I want meself on of dem dere beers. But, I want a can of beer the dont have it no end." So, the genie gives him an ice cold can of beer. The redneck drank it for a good three hours and it was still ice cold too. It was a beer that had no end. "You still have 2 wishes left, master."
"Can I gets me 2 more of dese beers?"

I thought red necks was a bad name for american racist? 🤨

the "You Might Be A Redneck If...." jokes are by a comedy named Jeff Foxworthy, for anyone who wants to know. he has some CD's out that are hilarious...

here's a few that i remember...

If you stare at a can of orange juice cause it says 'concentrate', u might be a redneck.

If you climb the water tower with a can of paint to save ur sister's name, u might be a redneck.

If someone yells "Hoedown" and ur girlfriends hits the floor, u might be a redneck.

lol on the hoedown thing

Originally posted by tazman
the "You Might Be A Redneck If...." jokes are by a comedy named Jeff Foxworthy, for anyone who wants to know. he has some CD's out that are hilarious...

here's a few that i remember...

If you stare at a can of orange juice cause it says 'concentrate', u might be a redneck.

If you climb the water tower with a can of paint to save ur sister's name, u might be a redneck.

If someone yells "Hoedown" and ur girlfriends hits the floor, u might be a redneck.

That's it! That the CD! It was really funny 😂 Gotta love them redneck jokes

another good comedian for the 'good ol' boys' is Bill Engvall. he does the "Here's your sign", and they are HILARIOUS!!!!!!

I know one!

You're putting skies on top of your car and your neighbor asks "are u going skiing?" "No, It's so I can skate when my car flips over!"
There's your sign