Pippin: You see? It is this sort of thing I am talking about. *stands on tiptoes, waggin a finger in Gandalf's direction, COMPLETELY oblivious as to how little and sweet he looks when trying to be threatening* I'm not tolerating this any longer. I've had enough!
Hey, Arwen, you never answered me! Why haven't you ever thought about being with a hobbit instead? At least I wash my hair!!!