Originally posted by Ravsta
Eowyn - Did anything ever happen between you and Grima?
No..nothing at all. I was avoiding him all my life and I'm gonna kill him if ever he plans on doing something to me! I can feel though that he wants to...I'm just thankful that he didn't attempt on doing so, or else, I could have been the one to have killed him and not the Hobbits. 😈
sopme random person: so sauron, how do you feel about being defeated
no hard feeling to the hobbits *twitches, mutters under breath 'bastards'* i think they did a great job and sneaked into mordor.....SNEAKED IN NO THEY GOT IN BECAUSE OF MY SACKLESS SECURITY!!!!!! BLOODY ORCS WHO CAnT KILL A DWARF AN ELF AND A MAN WHO THINK THEY ARE GREAT COZ ELROND GAVE THEM FANCY NAME!!!!!!!! THAT WAS MY MARRIAGE rinG!!!! STUPID MURAZOR GOT KILLED BY A GIRL!!
person: now sauron in this age girls are mens equals
sauron: I KNOW THAT BUT HE WAS A INVINSIBLE MAN!!!!! how the hell did he die!!
person: well it was a hobbit who took away his.....
sauron: A HOBBIT!!! INTERFERING LITTLE SHITS....IVE NEVER HEARD OF THEM THEN THEY RUIN ME!!!!!!
ok so calm down sir....hows things going now
SAURON: HOW THE HELL CAN YOU ASK THAT....IM IN THE VOID YOU FOOL WITH MELKOR.....A PISSED MELKOR COZ I NEVER SAVED HIS ASS IN THE FIRST AGE!!!
Originally posted by Ravsta
Yay! We got more characters. I got a question for GollumGollum, how does it feel knowing u accidently destroyed the ring (your precious) and at the same time saved middle earth? do u consider yourself a hero?
Hero? Yes...Smeagol is a hero.
NO he's not! I'm the hero! I saved us!
No you didn't!
Yes I did! You iss a nasstty little creature that destroyed us and you destroyed the precious, yes, precious. He was terrribble to uss.
Go away!
No, you don't have a masster anymore! You can't live with outs me! Gollum...Gollum
*more bickering between the two gollums
Pippin and Merry (nassty little hobbitessess): What is you favorite prank that you have ever played on anyone?
Pippin: Well.......this was one is actually played on Merry's family and friends (sort of) - and I'll have you know that they were none to happy when it happened! It was Uncle Saradoc's birthday party and Merry was under strict orders to behave and be a good little gentlehobbit.
They hadn't told me to be good though....*giggles* I put pepper in the huge birthday cake and Auntie Esmerelda thought it was Merry that had done it!
(I DID own up after a day or two.....)