Random jokes

post random jokes about anything (i think this is going to be funny ) 🤣

horse walks into a bar, bartender says, "why the long face?"

😕

i tried....

Originally posted by yumcarrots
post random jokes about anything (i think this is going to be funny ) 🤣

Only you could think of a thread like this YC! 😆

a man walks into a bar, ouch (crap, but oh well)

Clap, Clap, Clap! hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!

Where am I again?

A guy walks into a fabric shop and says "I came here to get felt"

How do you get an elephant into a fridge?

Spoiler:
Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door

How do you get a giraffe into a fridge?

Spoiler:
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in close the door

There's a huge animal convention going on, all the animals are there except one, which one is it?

Spoiler:
The giraffe, he's still in the fridge

There's a river that is the home of vicious maneating crocodiles. There is no bridge, no stepping stones, no overhanging vines, and you don't have a boat, how do you get across?

Spoiler:
You swim, the crocodiles are at the convention

well i ain't got any jokes, but i was at a pub inn last night and i asked the guy what the duck was like and he told me "It's liek a chicken, but it swims"

😊

Once in drama I refered to sex as beeing like bungee jumping but with more screaming

Lol. Once i mentioned to my friend that he was unique, just like everyone else. Lol.

OMG! 😆 That may be not be a joke...but I found it funny!

Thank you. But you know its true, right?

two blondes walk into a building, you'd have thought one of them would've seen it!

Originally posted by mailedbypostman
Thank you. But you know its true, right?

Soz, I was talking to the post above you.... 😮

You know, I'm growing increasingly fond of you mate

i can't think of any more jokes

i finally found a siggy i like! my rabbit (RIP) and two peeps from FF-x2

Sorry about your rabbit luv

my great grampa was at hitlers bar mitzvah

How do you confuse a blonde?
Put him in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

How does she confuse you back?
She comes out and says she did.