Silver Tears, I had no idea........

😍 syren! 😍

Ok, I've run out of people to write about.

*goes to G Club*

I'll come back when interest does 😉

Originally posted by Devalion
More? Syren are you sure your not wanting to be a poet?

Me?

Nah, I opened a poetry thread in the Artwork Forum, but most of them are kinda morbid. Limericks are fun 😄

Originally posted by Syren
😱

There once was a girl named Irene,

who lived on distilled kerosene.

But she started absorbin'

A new hydrocarbon,

And since then has never benzene!

I don't get it 😕

I once met this hottie named Kerry,

when pissed off she gets pretty scary,

mix drugs and fine wine,

she's fun all of the time,

but it's me who she will soon marry.

I'm no good at limerix really. I remember I just plagiarised the epicurean one,

😱

Is that a proposal I'm hearing?

It's adorable, oh so endearing,

But it's a little too fast,

Though we're having a blast,

It's commitment like that I am fearing.

My mum's sitting with me right now,

We've fought again, had a huge row,

She's pissed me off proper,

I can't seem to stop her,

And I've acted like a complete cow.

🙁

k last time i ever try to rhyme Kerry without using the word Hairy. 😒

Ooh Syren, I would NEVER try to pick a fight with my mum <shudders> though it's possible to manipulate her in some ways...

Syren...you're too good at this stuff 😉

and thanks 😊

There once was a fella named Shaber,

Who fought his mum with a Light Saber,

He's now grounded for life,

So much trouble and strife,

All coz he wouldn't obey her.

😄

😂 No, the only gamble I took lately was to say that I wished I could be in university accomodation on a permanent basis; unbelieveably she was somehow guilt tripped! 😄
(Ever tried that without raising your voice?)

Originally posted by silver_tears
I don't get it 😕

Sorry honey, that one was one I found on a website, I got the limerick bug and actually wrote my own for everyone else....

Hang on.......

There once was this chica named Sil,

She's always got sigs that are brill,

But you cross her at all,

Death is your next call,

But I love her, and so does Lil.

Shit, just had phone calls from my boys, going out for a late night house party.

LOVE YOU BRENT!!!!

😍

later 😊

I hate when she leaves because she's soooo much fun. But i love when she says

LOVE YOU BRENT!!!!
😍

it's so damn awesome. Love you too Syren. Take care babe! winkiss

Akhem...

*raises glass

There once was a girl named Syren

Who's style was quite inspir'en

She could dance like the light

and party into the night

with the b-52's she'd be fire'in

*Cheers.

Originally posted by Syren
😱

Is that a proposal I'm hearing?

It's adorable, oh so endearing,

But it's a little too fast,

Though we're having a blast,

It's commitment like that I am fearing.

You just misunderstood what I said,

It was uttered to get you in bed,

please don't be so mean,

I still know you're the queen,

There's no need to be "off with your head!!"

in_loveLove you sweetie! inlove

*jumps up and down* me turn me turn me turn!!! 😱