what would ye di ye were stuck on the island with jack???

*is flatterned on da ground but gets up and wobbles around....(coz she still as flat as a pancake)*
oooooooooiii????? get back ere!!!!!! *starts chasing them........WITH A STEEM ROLLER*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA........*and is also starting 2 turn evil* vampire

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*runs away very fast!!!!!(with Jack ofcourse! 😉 ) and climbs in a palmtree, throwing coconuts at JDG* you'll never get me here!!!! whahahahaaaaaa!!!

*steem rolls tree over and sits on steem roller infrount of el and jack*
vampire

I survived!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11,o o course, got a medailion..........ah well, still sitting next to MY JACK!!!!!!! 😛*grabs ropes and ties Jack on her hand * now he'll never leave me!!!

vampire..........*jdg makes steem roller roll over el and snaps rope* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!
*takes jack and puts him on the dteem roller........then jdh and jack go fast on the steem roller* SEEEEEYER L8ER DUDE!!!!! NICE NOIN YA!!!!!!!!!!!! (LOL)

crybaby cry crybaby jjjjackk!!!!!!!*suddenly a comet falls out of the sky right on top of JDG and Jack is launched out of his chair straight into me arms😛 !!!!(well, we are in Lala land!! 😉 )

lmfao!!!!!
*dies*.....well we r in lala land so in there the medelion llost its powers!!!!! LOL

but....but........it's over??????? i won................wait.. I WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAVE JACK, I HAVE JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok, bored now!!!

LOL
*comes back and bults off with jack*
HA HA I LUV PLAYING DEAD!!!!!!!!! LMFAO *keeps running wit jack*

wait!!! question!!!!! does Jack have a son?????????????????that would be good too !!!!! just as cute, and cool, but 20 years jounger!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then he's mine!!!!!! and if that's not the case...... *chases JDG and Jack*

stop stop STOP!!!!!!!
*looks at jack*.......do u have a son?
JACK: nope...........i don- *gets cut off*
JDG: *starts running again*

wait!!!! we're on an island!!!!*sneaks off* muahaha!!! 😖hifty:

JDG: *stops running* wait?......AHH MAN....i wish i was smart....*sob sob* LOL

*still sneaking off.... 😖hifty: *

is going.....cya'z!!!!!
xxoo

suddenly comes fom bushes infront of JDG and steals Jack!!!!
i still have all day!!!!!!! 😛

(I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!.....D'YA'Z MISS ME???? LOL)
JDG: *stops, dead in tracks* wtf???.....WHERE'D JACK GO??????????......*shakes head then see's el with him* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *chases el and jack*

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! mhahahahahaaaa *giant sparrow comes and grabs Jack and me and brings us to top of non-existing mountain to hide!!!!* 😛

(running low on ideas 😄 )

JDG: *catches up and snaches jack* muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
vampire

there is just no escaping you is there!!!!!!!!!!! 🤪 *tries to think of new, original, plan to get back jack 😖mart: