what would ye di ye were stuck on the island with jack???

JDG: *running away from jz#1 as well*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
*realizes that she has jack*...AHHHHHH SHIT!!!!...*runs back, grabs jaclk and invents a speed car, jumps in it..WITH JACK and speeds away*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! vampire

*JDG has taken the evil version of Jack* MUAhahahahaha
SUCK, jdg
*grabs real version and starts running away in the opposite direction*
*gets on a ship and sails away*
HE IS ALL MINE!!

JDG:*looks at evil jack and shrugs* meh ah well.......yer just as good.....MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.............

J#1: *Evil version of Jack is controled by me*
*Evil Jack Starts strangle'n JDG and the speed car crashes*
Nice try at try'n to fool me JDG i will always trick u!!!!
*Sails away with the real Jack and is very far away by now*
All ye pirates will never catch me.........MUAhahahahahahahaaaaa

meh???????

JDG: *shakes head and holds it* OW!!! now i 'av a bloody 'ead ache!!!!!!!!!!!
OOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.....*clicks neck back in2 place and then looks at crashed car* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT ME CAR!!!!!!...*looks out 2 sea and see's a small dot (which is jz#1 and jack in da ship) and starts cersing and swaring*......arrgh bloody pirates!!!!!! *invents a super-dooper speed boat, jumps on it and speeds after Jz#1 and jack waving fist* COME BACK 'ERE YE BLOODY COCROACH!!!!!
Cheeco: *is trying 2 hang on coz of FAST speed boat*

Kitty(me munky):*hangs on as our ship goes faster and faster*
J#1:U'll neva catch us!
*starts shooting canons at JDG's speed boat*
MUAhahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa (as if u can just invent stuff, FINE.
If u can i can...LOL)
*Invents a super_dooper_triple_bassuca_shot_gun and blasts JDG's speedboat into pieces*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA vampire

BEET THAT BRIANNA

LOL 😄

* finally wakes up after crash* so much violence!!!!!!!!!! *get rubber boat and peddles after JDG and J#1, and gets JDG out of the water, nearly drowned* CURSE YOU j#1!!!! *whisles and a giant parrot appears and heads of to J#1's boat, grabs jack and brings him back to me* thank you polly!!!! *peddles back to island, takes Jack, and runs like hell!!!!!!(leaving JDG in boat!!) muahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!! Beat that!!! *goes to bomb sheter, to hide from J#1 cannons* 😄 😛 😉
(and o yeah, i'm BAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK)

( YAY hello el 😄 )
( now i didn't get al that so i'll juss read it AGAIN...LOL)
JDG: *knocked out in boat*
~......hours l8er....~
Cheeco: *smacks jdg* WAKE UP YE LAZZY THING!!!!!!!
JDG:*wakes up and rolls out of boat* WOW.....OWWWWWWWWWCCCCHHHHH!!!!! *holds head and looks at footprints that el made*
WHAT THE BLAZZES?????.....ARRGH BLOOSY PIRATES!!!! *starts following footprints*

*sees JDG run in a different direction* yay, the false footprints worked!!! what a great idea Jack!!!!!!! i luve you!!!! 😍 now we can be together!!!! 😊 *still running to bunker away from J#1* muahaha 👿

cry....
JDG: *comes 2 the end of the footprints* ARRGH THAT BLOODY PIRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!...........i give up! hmph........*sits down and thinks*.....no wait.........REAL pirates don't juss give up like that *clicks fingers*
HMPH!!!!!!...*gets up, goes back, invents a super-duper-high-speed-car, jumps in it and speeds 2 bunker* HA!.....she'll neva no till she gets here!!!!! *hids can and waits 4 el 2 come* any moment now......

Im confsed✅

(we're fighting over jack sparrow!!!..LOL....and el-pirate has got him so i'm setting up a trap!! LOL)

J#1: *comes up to JDG after finally getting on land and offers to help get Jack off el-Pirate*
Tho once we get him back dont be fooled if i steel him off ye!!
*starts helping with trap* 😆

JDG: hmmmmmmm ok 😄 *thinking up more surprizes* muahahahahahahaaa!!!

Hmmmmm
*watches JDG think*
LOL

JDG: ~10 min's later~.....what was i thinking about???....... 😑 hmmm ah well

*sneaks out of buncker with jack during JDGs confusion, steal JDGs super-duper-high-speed-car and takes off* eat my dust!!! whahaha!! 😄 😛 😉

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